funniest qoutes ever

[CreamE30]

You can not imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give.

[pawi30]

you are right my little delicate polesmoker but i ate 3 of these fuckers and i had a lot more in the first 2. and to prove it im going to take a shit in a pringles can and overnight it to you so you can inspect it

[StereoInstaller1]

"There is no "I" in team, but there are three "U's" in SHUT THE FUCK UP"

[CorvallisBMW]

See sig.

[J3M93]

"Sa Dah Tay" pootie tang

the stupidest movie when watched by yourself, but the funniest when watched with friends

[tg318is]

anything this fool says..

[trackjunkie21]

"some may like it, same may dont"

[CreamE30]

CreamE30 posted this in the tattoo thread:
"Eat well, stay fit, die anyway."

haha been meaning to put that in my sig...

[HiTheNameIsBJ]

CreamE30 posted this in the tattoo thread:
"Eat well, stay fit, die anyway."

[CreamE30]

"you know people have one mouth, and two ears. Maybe we should talk less, and listen more"

"Hmm, you know people have one mind, and two legs, so maybe YOU should think less, and fuck off."

[thornado327i]

"It's not speed that kills, it's the sudden stop."

[thornado327i]

"They say you can't do it when you're 60. Not true! I just don't feel like it"

[Be30mer]

^^ srsly. Half of the posts in this thread are his dumbass comments.

"Practice makes perfect, but if nobody is perfect, why bother?"

[Optimator]

"why are you still here"
-many people here

+1

[pawi30]

"bought, not built"

"some may like it, same may dont"

two of my faves, from our resident bimmer_e30