I'm fed up and done dealing with this crap...

[CreamE30]

Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.

[Rustyduktape]

hahahahahahahahahaha, that actually made me lol.

[JTapper]

Cool story, bro.

[MyBeamer]

Just remember your E30 will always be by your side through thick and thin.

[Adrian_Visser]

Suck it up princess. Life is hard, grow some balls and deal with it.

If you're looking for sympathy it's in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

[CreamE30]

Suck it up princess. Life is hard, grow some balls and deal with it.

If you're looking for sympathy it's in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

lol I love major payne, great movie. BTW its not funny unless you read the whole thing, and if you've seen spongebob before.

[thornado327i]

(...) I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and hairy as hell southern bell. I love her. (...)

Fixed for you - now it even rhymes.

[bimmer_E30]

Lol.

[b*saint]

Just sell your E30 then...

Oh wait this thread wasn't about how much your car breaks down?

[quikveedb2]

[Adrian_Visser]

Damn I knew that was an allegory for something. Fuckin spongebob I never watch that show anyway.

[Holland]

It's not any better here.

[Sailor37]

Poor Spongebob.

[xwill112x]

nice..

[Van Westervelt]

Well, hate to say it but if you've failed every test you've ever taken, and you are socially awkward; that might have a little more to do with why thats the best job you can find, and why you have been 'friend zoned.' Hate to be captain obvious, buuuuuuut...