I'm fed up and done dealing with this crap...

[Holland]

To the people that don't get it -> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

To the OP -> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Now that I re read it I got owned. Didn't take the last sentence literally.

[quikveedb2]

Stop the self-loathing bull shit. Everything you just mentioned is fixable.

- Go get an education if you haven't already or are not working twoards one; maybe a vocational school if the 4 year university isn't your thing.
- Buy a self help book or 10 and start reading; start with the book "how to win friends and influence people"
- Stop being a jackass and actually try to be friends with people.
- Drop that chick now.

Stop whining and do something about it. You can post on the internet, you can read, and you can think about your problems. Fix them. If you don't, you only have you to blame. Get some confidence and move on. I don't know what you were thinking, but you posted this whining about how you think you're a loser on R3v when you know that everyone here is going to clown your ass forever as a result. Start thinking like a winner and start winning.

ahahahahahaha! comprehension fail!

[accident]

i felt bad too. then i saw the last line and i was like "OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER"

then i laughed a lot

[Rigmaster]

I know that girl you're talking about. Don't worry about banging her unless you're sporting a nice set of meat flaps.

[jasonsnoddy]

i was about to flame so hard till i saw the last line. well done.

[uofom3]

ahahahahahaha! comprehension fail!

-10 for me.

[parkerbink]

Funny stuff.

[TexasTerp]

great laugh. I was almost fooled until the last line. great job!

[bikerbill2021]

saw that coming from a mile away

thank you 4chan

[nickflic3]

i felt bad too. then i saw the last line and i was like "OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER"

then i laughed a lot

[pureaudio]

I accidentally skimmed the last line before I started reading so I ruined it for myself but it was still pretty awesome.

[ak-]

Well done. lol'd hard at the end.

edit: lmao, did anyone read the ending in the pirate's singing voice involuntarily in their head like me?

[nickflic3]

edit: lmao, did anyone read the ending in the pirate's singing voice involuntarily in their head like me?

Sadly X( I watch this show over dinner every night with my sister :P

[euroshark]

Well done, sir.

[Barista]

Well done. lol'd hard at the end.

edit: lmao, did anyone read the ending in the pirate's singing voice involuntarily in their head like me?

lmaoo yeah I actually did. Thats why I laughed even harder.