I'm fed up and done dealing with this crap...

[Nic01101011]

I find it sad how everyone has something to say without having read the whole thing. But I guess that's people these days.

OP was funny, but reminded me too much of the Fresh Prince gag.

[5spoke]

you're absorbent, yellow and porous, you son of a bitch.

[tg318is]

hahahaha well done OP well done

[e30-RTN]

OP, i know exactly how you feel. I recently got fired from my only job I have ever had, being a cashier at Wendy's. Every time i start my E30 i blow like 3 fuses so i always have to keep a bunch of spares in the glove box. My girlfriend since high school has started to act pretty strange and im pretty sure she is cheating on me. I don't want to lose her but since i lost my job i haven't had any money to take her out on dates. so i usually just have her come over to my moms place to eat popcorn and watch movies. I finally got the courage to ask her if she was cheating on me and she started to cry. Right then i know that it was going to be nothing but bad news. So i just sucked it up and made her tell me. she started to tell me what was going on when my mom burst into my room and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel air.

[thornado327i]

And I run a fast food joint. Two employees - one a complete retard and the other one annoying as hell, is my whole workforce. My life sucks. I can't even get my daughter to get married CAUSE SHE'S A FUCKIN' WHALE!!!

[CreamE30]

hahaha nice additions, I made sure to read e30RTN's all the way through