My Prep School's Prom Night

[MR 325]

Drunk people that drive are teh stupid

Last night I was hammered, thank god for a friend who actually cares and gave me a ride home

[royalflush313]

You guys are morons.

agreed

so high school

im in high school and at least when we drink we make sure NO ONE drives and NO ONE that has had a drink leaves. Period. that is when bad shit happens.

good job.
I think that the billions that have gone into anti-drinkin'n'driving campaigne has finally started to settle in peoples' heads, or so seems. Maybe soon, it will just be normal NOT to drink and drive - this is still defenetely not the case where I live...

Makes me wonder sometimes though, I wonder what the ratio of sober driving/accidents & drunk driving/accidents (between a chosen time frame).
Because sure, when you only look at those who crash drunk, it seems horrible, but considering we cant really measure how many people drive drunk (until they crash or caught). . .

[Graham325]

not all private school kids are like that, back in the day, my whole class would party together( there were only like 20 in my entire grade) and go to someones river house, and the rule was if you drink, you stay, and I am glad to say that none of my claasmates ever got a dui or anything.

[sovann]

Re: My Prep School's Prom Night

- We finally arrive, us sixteen people left have nearly nothing to drink.
<snip>
- Friend breaks a nose
- Every girl there fucks somebody, they are all kissing each other and stuff (and no one has a camera, wtf)
- One girl, fucks like five different guys, makes out with another eight, etc.e tc. Man she totally whored her drunk self
- One guy passes out in the middle of the woods, tooks us two hours to find him

This is one of those brain teasers right? Let me get this straight...

16 of you got there in the end. One guy breaks his nose and presumably calls it a night. One guy gets lost in the woods and passes out. So that leaves 14 'active' people.

One girl shags five fellas and gets frisky with eight others.
So, 1 girl + 13 blokes = 14 people all up. Plus the two who were out of action earlier make up the 16 that got to the party. ie. 15 blokes and one chick.

Sounds like a well orchestrated gangbang if you ask me 8)

[seqo]

You missed a vital point of contradiction: There was some girl-girl action going on...

Hermaphrodite's perhaps? Maybe some cross-dressing? Maybe some crazy ninja passers-by decided to get in on the action before anybody could count them... :shock:

[e30sd]

you guys are jealous.

that sounds AWESOME

[Digitalwave]

[Charlie]

Didn't we already have one little waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles prep school kid get kicked out for alcohol on here last year?

-Charlie

[rwh11385]

Drunk whores = the nasty. (I'm talking about the real disgustingly dirty sluts, lips flapping in the wind whores) Only fun to set on each other and get naked if they aren't too dirty. Yet, maybe they ought to put their clothes back on.

Coming from an alcoholic, it's bad when I say this thread is gay as your sausage-infested gang bang.

[e30sd]

, lips flapping in the wind whores

labia majoris?

[rwh11385]

, lips flapping in the wind whores

labia majoris?

major labias yes. Or those big saggy "puppy dog" tits. :? :x

[royalflush313]

I also think that his night sounded awesome.
Lots of booze, weed, your friends, lots of girls = good night.

Some Alabama cops are pretty rough arent they, they took your buddies to jail just because the car reaked like weed? :shock: Was the driver also hammered?

The only reason I DON'T drink and drive is because I don't wanna get caught, pay fines, get some tool to tow my car, pay more fines, get my licence suspended. That is why, in my opinion, is stupid to drink and drive.

[92 mtechnic cabrio]

By the way, just putting up my guard, for the four cars that had the "responsible" kids, we had DDs for each car!

[DEV0 E30]

By the way, just putting up my guard, for the four cars that had the "responsible" kids, we had DDs for each car!

Hey you took most of all the shit we gave you well. We all do stupid stuff / get involved in bad stuff.