Tryin to get fired...any tips?

[emoshun]

Grease up 2 pigs, write a #1 on one of them, and a #3 on the other. Let them loose in the office. They will have a hell of a time catching them, and will be looking for #2 for quite some time.

Inject them with large doses of PCP first.

[fiftytakedowns]

Fat blunts all day

[e34john]

superglue all the employee fridges shut.

[FredK]

Tourette.

Aww man, we were just getting warmed up.

[Sailor37]

Canadian douche

[Adrian_Visser]

Fuck off hick. His nationality isn't the cause of his douchyness, being from Alberta might be though.

Honestly though OP there are a lot of people who can't get jobs at all right now so why the fuck are you posting about how you want to get fired from yours? It's kind of a dick move IMO.

[Raxe]

Grease up 2 pigs, write a #1 on one of them, and a #3 on the other. Let them loose in the office. They will have a hell of a time catching them, and will be looking for #2 for quite some time.

I don't think he's looking to get fired from high school.

[HiTheNameIsBJ]

Fuck off hick. His nationality isn't the cause of his douchyness, being from Alberta might be though.

Honestly though OP there are a lot of people who can't get jobs at all right now so why the fuck are you posting about how you want to get fired from yours? It's kind of a dick move IMO.

He's moving, no?

[Adrian_Visser]

Fair enough.

[pureaudio]

how much fun is that?
sheesh, i came to this board for fun, that's why I drive an e30.

you should go buy an e46/e90/whateverthefuckisthelatestbmwgarbage

Haha, do whatever then, just take pics if possible. If I were trying to get fired I'd just stop working; clock in, sit down and start playing games on your phone or something. If they tell you to go home for the day just say no and all the can do after that is fire you.

[Danny]

What Raxe said.

[Be30mer]

Do donuts with your e30 inside the office.

[MonkeyMadness]

1. Reenact the "bosses office fight" from fight club...
2. Order enough Pizza for everyone in the office under the bosses/company name
for your going away party!
3. Sunday night go to bar and get smashed, have cab drop you at your bosses house early monday "around 4am"
4. Finger paint in bathroom...wink wink
5. surf net for bad computer viris and down load, then do mass company email
6. make out with boyfriend in office...
7. Send eveybody and email asking them to go get tested, because you think you've got
an STD..
8. Start quoting the karan as well as show excitment for large fire works!
9. prank call you boss from your desk... offten!
10. Call in dead....

[Adrian_Visser]

6. make out with boyfriend in office...

I'm sorry but what?

[ethrtyiS]

i believe you have my shtapler.