Tryin to get fired...any tips?

[Wiglaf]

I was gonna suggest doing your job normally. With a beer on your desk instead of coffee.
Since you go to customer sites that ain't gonna work.. I would not suggest pulling anything stupid that would jeopardize a customer account. Trust me they can do much worse than just fire you.

[I-San-Juu]

Not before opening a $500,000 life insurance policy with me as your beneficiary.

Normally you cant get insurance if its suicide...