Jessica Alba in Machete. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks.

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  • Massive Lee
    R3V OG
    • Sep 2006
    • 6782

    #1

    Jessica Alba in Machete. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks.

    She's very publicly stated that she wouldn't ever do gratuitous nude scenes - so we can only presume from these pictures of Jessica Alba that the script of her latest movie must have been very good indeed...



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  • Vtec?lol
    No R3VLimiter
    • Dec 2009
    • 3278

    #2
    I'm tired of cleaning my keyboard.

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    • HarryPotter
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      • Jan 2010
      • 3642

      #3
      damn


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      • Desaevious
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        • Aug 2007
        • 3810

        #4
        I'm going to have to see this now...

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        • randomquickness
          Wrencher
          • Sep 2010
          • 214

          #5
          Lohan has a nude threesome with Trejo and some other chick who plays her mom...GREAT movie!
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          • TexasTerp
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            • Jan 2009
            • 3541

            #6
            I have to see this movie
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            • e30guydownunder
              E30 Modder
              • Jul 2008
              • 874

              #7
              MOTHER FUCKING WIN


              some less caps right here
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              • chadthestampede
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                • Jul 2008
                • 3600

                #8
                wrong



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                • mamzak
                  E30 Modder
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 883

                  #9
                  Why did you have to come here and spoil the fun?! :(
                  Originally posted by Dozyproductions
                  All girls fuck but not all girls fuck around with combustion engines.

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                  • Dj Buttchug
                    R3V OG
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 7632

                    #10
                    DUDE WHAT THE FUCK..... u just ruined everything

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                    • jasonsnoddy
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 1900

                      #11
                      aside from the tits did the movie suck? anyone?


                      Originally posted by stewie30luvr
                      ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
                      Originally posted by JakeP
                      with a coathanger

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                      • e30e
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                        • Dec 2004
                        • 2176

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jasonsnoddy
                        aside from the tits did the movie suck? anyone?
                        I liked it, Its an action movie at the end of the day. I kinda reminded me of old 70's action films that a lot of stupidness that you know would never work but it was fun.
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                        • jasonsnoddy
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 1900

                          #13
                          kgood. i prefer movies that are ridiculous. because thats why i go to movies haha, i dont go to see the real world.


                          Originally posted by stewie30luvr
                          ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
                          Originally posted by JakeP
                          with a coathanger

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                          • Wh33lhop
                            R3V OG
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 11705

                            #14
                            Well if jessica alba is in it, you know it's a B movie. But I'll watch a B movie with Jessica alba and trejo whatsisface in it any day.
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                            • worangejuice
                              E30 Mastermind
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 1837

                              #15
                              Movie was awesome!
                              +Alba drives a E28 with newer m5 wheels on it

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