Subject: So Bangle walks into a bar...Message: 
"I have arrived," he says, "Whodaman? Idaman! Whodaman? Atz right! Idaman!"
He sees an attractive girl.
"That's not for me! Eew! Get it away...that conventional beauty! Yuk!"
So, the girl's boyfriend hears this and gets pissed. "You got a problem with my girl buddy, buddy?"
"Ick!" he says, "She's nasty! Look at her lithe figure...her beautiful face...she's a dog!"
So the guy goes after him.
Bangle say, "OK, I will force my taste upon thee! Thou shalt feel my wrath!"
And Bangle kicks his a$$, of course, because he is a diabolical super-robot sent from the future by Mercedes to destroy BMW.
After that's all over everyone is really scared. A quivering voice comes out of the crowd... "Please, Mr. Bangle. Tell us...what is beauty?" it asks.
"Beauty is..."
"Big a$$es!," he says.
"I mean, really huge deformed a$$es!" he continues.
"And big eyebrows..."
"Oh, how I love eyebrows! Ooh...I'm getting excited...", he mutters. "Ow!" he shrieks.
"You see," he says, "I like my cars like I like my women and I like bulbous, fat-a$$ed, big-eyebrowed women with little knobs. Now, I know people will be scared of this at first. But we will all learn to accept this new concept of beauty. Why should the supermodels, that turn me down whenever I ask them out, be allowed to be beautiful? I see beauty in those fat ugly women who could love Me...Chris Bangle. These are the ones who don't complain about my small [Oops!]. And I mean small."
"Seriously, he says, "it's only this big."
"But that's OK," he concludes, "because it delivers all the functions I need in a small package and all my fat, ugly, deformed, lard-a$$ed girlfriends don't complain about it at all."
Then he had to run outside because a hippopotamus was trying to hump his new 745i.
The End.
"I have arrived," he says, "Whodaman? Idaman! Whodaman? Atz right! Idaman!"
He sees an attractive girl.
"That's not for me! Eew! Get it away...that conventional beauty! Yuk!"
So, the girl's boyfriend hears this and gets pissed. "You got a problem with my girl buddy, buddy?"
"Ick!" he says, "She's nasty! Look at her lithe figure...her beautiful face...she's a dog!"
So the guy goes after him.
Bangle say, "OK, I will force my taste upon thee! Thou shalt feel my wrath!"
And Bangle kicks his a$$, of course, because he is a diabolical super-robot sent from the future by Mercedes to destroy BMW.
After that's all over everyone is really scared. A quivering voice comes out of the crowd... "Please, Mr. Bangle. Tell us...what is beauty?" it asks.
"Beauty is..."
"Big a$$es!," he says.
"I mean, really huge deformed a$$es!" he continues.
"And big eyebrows..."
"Oh, how I love eyebrows! Ooh...I'm getting excited...", he mutters. "Ow!" he shrieks.
"You see," he says, "I like my cars like I like my women and I like bulbous, fat-a$$ed, big-eyebrowed women with little knobs. Now, I know people will be scared of this at first. But we will all learn to accept this new concept of beauty. Why should the supermodels, that turn me down whenever I ask them out, be allowed to be beautiful? I see beauty in those fat ugly women who could love Me...Chris Bangle. These are the ones who don't complain about my small [Oops!]. And I mean small."
"Seriously, he says, "it's only this big."
"But that's OK," he concludes, "because it delivers all the functions I need in a small package and all my fat, ugly, deformed, lard-a$$ed girlfriends don't complain about it at all."
Then he had to run outside because a hippopotamus was trying to hump his new 745i.
The End.
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