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    So I had a job at a small privately owned bakery for a few weeks however today I get "fired." That word is in quotations because of the events I am about to reveal to you:

    Ray Ban goes in to work (this is Ray Ban's approximately 2nd week at work, it's also pay day) and begins doing her job which consists of packaging already made breads, washing dishes, peeling peaches, etc. The work day proceeds in this way for about 4 hours, then it's lunch-time for Ray Ban and her coworker Maggie.

    After lunch Ray Ban and Maggie continue their work with the addition of Jessica. No one likes Jessica. Except the Boss. Jessica and Boss are big buddies. Jessica overhears Ray Ban tell Maggie that Boss is crazy and she can't prioritize. Ray Ban thinks, "No big deal."

    About an hour later Ray Ban gets tired of Boss's craziness and goes to the owners of the store where Boss's bakery is (if you didn't catch that: bakery is inside a small grocery. Ray Ban is friends with grocery store ladies) and tells them she doesn't want to work with Boss for the ENTIRE day. Grocery store ladies say, "if you work here for the rest of the day will you stay." Ray Ban says Fuck yea.

    After a few minutes Ray Ban gets summoned to the grocery kitchen and begins much more fun work.

    In about an hour, Maggie comes and tells Ray Ban she's fired. A grocery store lady comes and tells Ray Ban she's fired. Everyone tells Ray Ban she's been fired except Boss. So is Ray Ban fired? Apparently the reasons were: Ray Ban works too slow. Ray Ban is trying to sabotage my business. Ray Ban is unfriendly.

    At the end of the day Boss gives Ray Ban her check and leaves having said nothing about the firing.

    I have no doubt that I'm actually fired because the boss is too immature to actually do it herself, she just sent it through the grapevine like a little bitch. But I'm debating going in on Monday and acting like it's any other day and when she asks say, "well YOU never told me I was fired." Lol. Has this ever happened to anyone? Have you ever had a boss that acts like a complete child?

    #2
    wait, you're a chick?

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      #3
      Holland was very much entertained by this story. Holland advises Ray Ban goes through with plans to work on Monday.
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        #4
        * elevator music playing *

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          #5
          meh. kershaw is not amused.
          AWD > RWD

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            #6
            ray ban is fired for too much third person


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              #7
              tits or your fired
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                #8
                Originally posted by Erik j View Post
                erik j says, "tits or you're fired."
                kershaw has fixed this post.
                AWD > RWD

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                  #9
                  I'm so hot and bothered right now. Women working in a bakery... Lie to me and tell me that you guys lezed out while "packaging" the bread.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Ray Ban View Post
                    So I had a job at a small privately owned bakery for a few weeks however today I get "fired." That word is in quotations because of the events I am about to reveal to you:

                    Ray Ban goes in to work (this is Ray Ban's approximately 2nd week at work, it's also pay day) and begins doing her job which consists of packaging already made breads, washing dishes, peeling peaches, etc. The work day proceeds in this way for about 4 hours, then it's lunch-time for Ray Ban and her coworker Maggie.

                    After lunch Ray Ban and Maggie continue their work with the addition of Jessica. No one likes Jessica. Except the Boss. Jessica and Boss are big buddies. Jessica overhears Ray Ban tell Maggie that Boss is crazy and she can't prioritize. Ray Ban thinks, "No big deal."

                    About an hour later Ray Ban gets tired of Boss's craziness and goes to the owners of the store where Boss's bakery is (if you didn't catch that: bakery is inside a small grocery. Ray Ban is friends with grocery store ladies) and tells them she doesn't want to work with Boss for the ENTIRE day. Grocery store ladies say, "if you work here for the rest of the day will you stay." Ray Ban says Fuck yea.

                    After a few minutes Ray Ban gets summoned to the grocery kitchen and begins much more fun work.

                    In about an hour, Maggie comes and tells Ray Ban she's fired. A grocery store lady comes and tells Ray Ban she's fired. Everyone tells Ray Ban she's been fired except Boss. So is Ray Ban fired? Apparently the reasons were: Ray Ban works too slow. Ray Ban is trying to sabotage my business. Ray Ban is unfriendly.

                    At the end of the day Boss gives Ray Ban her check and leaves having said nothing about the firing.

                    I have no doubt that I'm actually fired because the boss is too immature to actually do it herself, she just sent it through the grapevine like a little bitch. But I'm debating going in on Monday and acting like it's any other day and when she asks say, "well YOU never told me I was fired." Lol. Has this ever happened to anyone? Have you ever had a boss that acts like a complete child?
                    my question to you would be- where is your man, and why are you not on your back getting railed right now. Shake the petty bakery talk right out of you.
                    -Jay

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                      #11
                      Why didn't you ask if you were fired? Sounds like a shitty place to work if no one has the nuts the actually manage the place properly
                      Originally posted by george graves

                      Are you kidding me? That nerd doesn't even know how his dick works, let alone a car.

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                        #12
                        Yeah. I just took my pay check and got the hell out. I considered giving her a piece of my mind but I just realized that she's not even worth the effort.

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                          #13
                          Was her Dad also her Uncle?

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                            #14
                            I wanna see some Ray Ban on Baguette action

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                              #15
                              You have a vagina.

                              That's going to be the answer to a lot of the question you're going to have in life. Please refer to this post when you do.
                              Originally posted by Matt-B
                              hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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