What to do when you don't actually get "fired"

[mrsleeve]

Luke is spot on with all advise and observation. For fucks sake even I agree with leaf on this. *shudders at though of agreement with leaf

[Rau]

http://instantyeah.org/

winner....... /thread already

[jasonsnoddy]

Pics of you in pushup bra and low cut shirt plz. I may hire you at my auto parts store.

[TwoJ's]

Well at least you were working near a kitchen, which is where you belong.




Bitch.

[FredK]

Well at least you were working near a kitchen, which is where you belong.

FredK thought this post was uninspiring and plain not funny. It's lost its luster after being posted on the internet 6 trillion times.

[freakazoiid-E30]

Ray ban should use her vagina instead of baking bread lol and Luke please teach me your ways!

[Massive Lee]

Well at least you were working near a kitchen, which is where you belong.

Bitch.

Epic fail

Ray Ban. Leave your frustrations behind. What you could do is call and ask to talk to the real responsible supervisor/boss (the one who said nothing) and let him know you are in shock after being fired for no reason. Don't put the blame on anyone, yet, just explain your point of view. Don't leave them with the wrong impression. You could even require a letter of recommendation...

But if you indeed insulted that boss, claiming he was a useless piece of shit, then it might be a bit more difficult to support your case. Lesson learned. Keep your "good words" to yourself. And if you don't like the job, then just leave. There's more than just dollars and cents at a job. It's not only what you take, but also what you bring...

[FredK]

Ray ban should use her vagina instead of baking bread lol and Luke please teach me your ways!

these sick burns keep on coming down like a volcano blew its top making it rain scorching hot fire

[dirty30]

Was there a shower scene? I stopped reading about two sentences into it.

[frankenbeemer]

Frankenbeemer thinks there is some good advice for Ray ban in this thread. It also occurs to Frankenbeemer that Ray ban is not being treated as harshly as is normal here. Frankenbeemer refers Ray ban to George's earlier post in that regard. Frankenbeemer wishes Ray ban good luck.

[DEV0 E30]

Epic fail

Ray Ban. Leave your frustrations behind. What you could do is call and ask to talk to the real responsible supervisor/boss (the one who said nothing) and let him know you are in shock after being fired for no reason. Don't put the blame on anyone, yet, just explain your point of view. Don't leave them with the wrong impression. You could even require a letter of recommendation...

But if you indeed insulted that boss, claiming he was a useless piece of shit, then it might be a bit more difficult to support your case. Lesson learned. Keep your "good words" to yourself. And if you don't like the job, then just leave. There's more than just dollars and cents at a job. It's not only what you take, but also what you bring...

Your reading comprehension is fail. I'll get back to that though.

Why on earth would you get a letter of recommendation from a place that fired you/decided your services are not required (1). DEV0 thinks that's dumb. (2) Who gets a letter of recommendation from a job they didn't enjoy to begin with... I'm speaking from experience here and I'm going out on a limb, but unless you want to be a cook/chef a bakery is not exactly what you want out of life Ray Ban. Is DEV0 right? DEV0 thinks he is right. DEV0 thinks this is just a job to you, if you want something in this field you will find a place of employment you are comfortable in. If not, move on to something you enjoy. Wish it, want it, do it. Buy my book., it has fifty blank pages to help with this.

Your second point is almost good advice in the same way an 80's motivational video provides uplifting sayings with terrible real life examples. Nobody listens to advice that is too positive. It's like green washing, nobody takes it serious. Oh, and Ray Ban's boss is a chick not a dude. A chick in power who must have all power and obviously isn't doing something right with her employees to cause bad mouthing = bitch. Nobody wants to work for a bitch. DEV0 has worked for a bitch, DEV0 won't go back to that, but DEV0 was young.

Women have half the money and all the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, so life is easier if you aren't a dumbass.

Don't be a dumbass.

The whole "dumbass" thing is a valid concern in your case:


Do not work with other women, as they already HAVE a vagina and generally do not care about yours, unless you have epic tits. They are also evil waffleswaffleswaffleswaffless who will stab you in the back at every opportunity, so again, do not be a dumbass.

The thing to do is walk in and demand your final paycheck, then go home and strap on your sluttiest pushup bra and a fairly low cut top and go apply at every auto parts store in your area as a driver/counterperson, but demand $2/hr more than anyone else.

Tight pants + pushup bra + low cut top + no other women means job security for you, unless you fuck any one of them. Again, don't be a dumbass.

Good luck in life,
Luke

Again, similar thought process. Working for a bitch = no good. Use example given to get further in life. Nobody says be a whore, but using assets as a woman will get you further in life. Luke again drops knowledge with his infinite wisdom of the male psyche.

DEV0 requests his name be changed to just DEV0, as his E30 is no more. Thanks.

[gwb72tii]

gwb72tii loves the r3v for threads like this
gwb72tii laughes his ass off

[scabzzzz]

Welcome to adult life Ray Ban. If it aint the grocery store, its somewhere else. Same shit applies. Oddly enough, see StereoInstallers post for life guidance. Thats pretty much how it works!