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    So, my boyfriend bought a '96 Cherokee (XJ) SE, for way too much, like around $3,000. It broke down and he has put another $2,500 in it and totally rebuilt the engine and did a lot of after market work on it. He has and will do all the labor himself, he refuses to pay for labor. Now, he finds out that the motor needs to be taken back out and fixed again and is looking at another $700. I said he should just sell it and wipe his hands clean, he says he won't make enough.

    Firstly, what is your guys' opinion on what he should do? Secondly, how much do you think he could make parting it versus just the whole car as is?

    Thanks for your guys' opinions!
    You want my opinion? Ok…

    Shut the hell up. You’re not his wife. You’re not paying for the repairs. It’s absolutely none of your business what he does with his Jeep or his money. I know your type well… first it’s “Sell the Jeep because it’s costing too much money.” Then it’s “No, you can’t go spend the weekend with your buddies because I need you to take me shopping.” Then it’s “Oh gee, honey… I’m pregnant. Gosh, I have no idea how that happened.”

    You’re a DreamKiller. You kill a guy’s dreams, take away his future, tie him down with a fat mortgage and too many babies, and turn him into just another miserable guy wondering, “How the hell did I get here?”

    Do you really want to help him? Here’s what you do… go to your local library (it’s a big building with books inside) and check out a couple of books on rebuilding engines. Read them, over and over, until YOU understand what needs to be done. Then help him get that engine out and rebuild it. Tie your hair back in a ponytail, put on some old jeans and get your hands dirty. Hand him wrenches, hold the light, pull the wire connectors apart, help him get the hood off… help him with anything he needs. When he gets tired, run inside and make him a hot lunch or dinner. Fix him coffee, hot chocolate, whatever he wants. (But NO beer. Beer is for when the job is done.)

    Then when the day is over and you’re both exhausted from working on the engine, push him into a hot shower and jump in with him. Scrub his back, wash his hair, rinse him off, and dry him with fluffy towels still hot from the dryer. Then push him into bed and screw his ears off. Then get up the next day and do it all over again.

    Make him realize that rebuilding an engine is a slow and methodical process. Make him realize that every step should be regarded as surgery; every step must be perfect… perfect torque, perfect fit, perfectly clean. If you run into a step that you just can’t figure out, ask for help from someone who knows what he’s doing. Are you cute? Put on a low-cut top, show some cleavage and go (by yourself) to the local Jeep shop, and explain to the guys that you are helping your boyfriend to rebuild his engine and neither of you can figure out this one little step, and do they have any advice…

    Think it won’t work? Think again. We guys love to help cute girls, even if they have a boyfriend. (Hey, maybe you’ve got a sister, or girlfriend…)

    But absolutely DO NOT whine or complain. Do not say a single negative thing. Not a single “Oooooo, I broke a nail.” If you break a nail, or cut your finger, or bang a knuckle, you just shut up and DEAL WITH IT. You should be a hopelessly optomistic, never-say-die cheerleader, encouraging him every step of the way.

    That’s my opinion.
    Last edited by Raxe; 01-15-2011, 03:25 PM.

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    I thought we were bad to women...
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      #3
      its gone viral, they will be on oprah next week.
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        #4
        Our craigslist thread was superior.
        1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

        Originally posted by DEV0 E30
        You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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          #5
          well said imo

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            #6
            Make him realize that rebuilding an engine is a slow and methodical process. Make him realize that every step should be regarded as surgery; every step must be perfect… perfect torque, perfect fit, perfectly clean.
            a.) I don't want to talk shop to women. That's extremely gay.
            b.) This is some want-a-be gear-head's wet dream. Was he jerking off when he wrote this? It sounds like a 12 year thought this up.
            Last edited by george graves; 01-15-2011, 04:35 PM.
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            hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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              #7
              I fully support his thought.

              Holy shit, 600K+ thread views in 10 days :D
              Oh and the chick never replied.
              Last edited by Fusion; 01-15-2011, 04:48 PM.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Raxe View Post
                Wow, his life must be miserable.
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                  #9
                  But NO beer. Beer is for when the job is done.
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                    #10
                    I'm with the dude and his reply..
                    My buddy's got a chick like this..
                    He's been collecting aircold turbo 911 porsche stuff for the last
                    8-10yrs and he's got this new girl that wants him to get rid of all his stuff
                    cars, and is open about not understanding his hobbie..
                    we as friend here about there fits and I feel for this guy but at the same time
                    I want to punch him in the face for putting up with this shit..
                    He's good looking and make awsome money.. he doesn't have to put up with this shit...

                    It just goes to show the power of the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.....ugh..
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by MonkeyMadness View Post
                      It just goes to show the power of the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.....ugh..
                      Yes, waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles is the root cause of all evil. Everything men do is for waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

















                      awesome read on the reply
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                        #12
                        My new girlfriend and been making a serious effort towards learning all about BMW's and other german cars in general. I know it is nothing like this, but every time she says "did you see that 7 series go by?" it is pretty awesome.


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                          #13


                          shit it need to get a girl who's down to do all that and help with the e30
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                            #14
                            My GF didn't know the difference b/t a VW or a BMW when I started dating her 9 years ago. She was a farmers daughter who always had her dad fix everything for her when things broke. Lucky for her she started dating me in 01 just at the same time her 93 Corsica started falling apart.

                            She really didnt' care much for cars, or how to fix them, until we moved in together and I demonstrated to her how much money can be saved by initially choosing the cheapest and easiest cars to repair, then doing most of the small and medium scale job yourself. After about 3 years of living together (just out of university) we were able to fully pay off her $18,000 student loan. She may nag at me every once in a while when I wanna do my own repairs, but understands how much money is saved when you do the repairs yourself, and encourages me to do so.

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                              #15
                              Yeah that guy has some kind of women issues. If she doesn't support his decisions about the vehicle, which is not what she said anyway, then it's up to the bf in the OP to man up and break up with her if he has to.
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