Shower/poo brews?

[SimplyDope]

I take long showers. 2 shower beers please.

[evandael]

this thread = bachelordom and testosterone

[Dagamus(NM)]

I dont get eating while shitting. That smell is a bunch of small poo particles dancing all around you. You're eating your own shit essentially.

Anybody that has worked agriculture would be unfazed by this though. If you knew how much shit you ate in your bread products you may just go to eating meat only. Think of the migrant farmer picking your lettuce who probably ate lots of jalapeños the day before and finds himself at the farm with little to wipe with. Keep the HIV out of your colon and your immune system up coupled with a nice low pH in your stomach and you should be fine.

As far as smoking in the shower, I cannot but a nice drawn bath with some Harlem mints would be quite refreshing. Does the joint get wet from the shower if it is already wet with wet? Get your sherman on nutty professors!

[Dozyproductions]

Anybody that has worked agriculture would be unfazed by this though. If you knew how much shit you ate in your bread products you may just go to eating meat only. Think of the migrant farmer picking your lettuce who probably ate lots of jalapeños the day before and finds himself at the farm with little to wipe with. Keep the HIV out of your colon and your immune system up coupled with a nice low pH in your stomach and you should be fine.

As far as smoking in the shower, I cannot but a nice drawn bath with some Harlem mints would be quite refreshing. Does the joint get wet from the shower if it is already wet with wet? Get your sherman on nutty professors!

thats why I rinse my bread cuz.

[ameuras]

This thread is hilarious!

[CorvallisBMW]

I really like a Henry's Blue Boar in the shower, nice and refreshing

[Ziggens96]

thats why I rinse my bread cuz.

32oz. Tecate bottle or PBR. Cheap beer rules. The last shower beverage I indulged in was a Moscow mule though. Can't comment on poo brews, doesn't appeal to me. Great thread.

[Joe G]

Sierra Nevada pale ale while taking a poop is a great thing

[Eecen]

Drinking a beer while in the shower is nice...but while your dropping a deuce? That's kinda weird dude.


Since you obviously like combining the smell of feces w/ alcohol..I think you should look into alcohol enemas. I hear they're enjoyable.

[tjts1]

Still pooping in the shower brah? You nasty.

[der affe]

It's just waffle stompin'

[Dozyproductions]

Is throwing up in the shower while the shower is on and taking a shit on the toilet, at the same time, still count?

[LJ851]

Is throwing up in the shower while the shower is on and taking a shit on the toilet, at the same time, still count?

That depends. What brew would be paired with the above mentioned situation?

[Dozyproductions]

Miller High Life champagne and jagerbombs.

[HarryPotter]

That sounds glorious! That definitely sounds like a Miller High Life situation.

This is how you chum a toilet up, by yours truly.