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  • Bene
    Grease Monkey
    • Feb 2011
    • 358
    #31
    never tried a beer until tomorrow, but the shower was my favorite place to enjoy a solo joint or bowl.

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      • AbeSonic
        Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
        • Sep 2010
        • 3635
        #32
        Never tried drinking a beer in the shower but I do occasionally eat something while I'm pooping.... GQ for the win! lolz

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          • HarryPotter
            No R3VLimiter
            • Jan 2010
            • 3642
            #33
            Originally posted by Bene
            never tried a beer until tomorrow, but the shower was my favorite place to enjoy a solo joint or bowl.
            A joint in the shower? Sounds like a mess..

            Fucking love a beer in the shower, I dunno about taking a shit tho. Only thing I can do while shitting is eat a bowl of cheerios. It helps keep my heart healthy.


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              • mtechnik
                R3V OG
                • May 2006
                • 6156
                #34
                But do you guys have dedicated toilet utensils & chinaware then..??

                Imagine if guests were to realize where all this stuff has been....

                :rofl:



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                  • Dagamus(NM)
                    E30 Addict
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 590
                    #35
                    Shower beer is great if showering after working on the car, doing yardwork. No dump beer. I mostly shower at 0430 so beer before work is out of the question. Coffee would make more sense.
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                      • Bene
                        Grease Monkey
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 358
                        #36
                        Originally posted by HarryPotter
                        A joint in the shower? Sounds like a mess..

                        Fucking love a beer in the shower, I dunno about taking a shit tho. Only thing I can do while shitting is eat a bowl of cheerios. It helps keep my heart healthy.
                        not if it's pre-rolled. I'm also 6'4". maybe that helps?

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                          • HarryPotter
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3642
                            #37
                            Yeah I just figured it would get wet, but being 6'4 you probably don't run into that problem much.


                            "Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

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                              • Streichholzschächtelchen
                                E30 Mastermind
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 1670
                                #38
                                Originally posted by Bene
                                not if it's pre-rolled. I'm also 6'4". maybe that helps?
                                Get a glass blunt, it's the best of both worlds. Glass but stays cherried like a bleezie.
                                Last edited by Streichholzschächtelchen; 02-21-2011, 11:30 AM.
                                Jah bless! :pimp:

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                                  • Fusion
                                    No R3VLimiter
                                    • Nov 2009
                                    • 3658
                                    #39
                                    I have no idea how someone can eat while the smell of fresh shit lingers in the surroundings.
                                    How bout breakfast in a PortoPotty?

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                                      • mrsleeve
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                                        • Mar 2005
                                        • 16385
                                        #40
                                        Originally posted by Fusion
                                        How bout breakfast in a PortoPotty?
                                        yup have done that, I have worked on construction sites my whole life, so some times you are pressed for time and have to eat your doughnut while takin the morning constitutional
                                        Last edited by mrsleeve; 02-21-2011, 12:01 PM.
                                        Originally posted by Fusion
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                                          • Fusion
                                            No R3VLimiter
                                            • Nov 2009
                                            • 3658
                                            #41

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                                              • slammin.e28
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                                                • May 2010
                                                • 12054
                                                #42
                                                I get on r3v while taking a shit. I'd rather not spill the beer on my computer, so I save it for a kind of celebratory thing when I'm done dropping the kids off.
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                                                  • F34R
                                                    sLaughter
                                                    • May 2009
                                                    • 12385
                                                    #43
                                                    I ate my reuben sandwich in the shower the other day. I am not much of a beer man...
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                                                      • Dozyproductions
                                                        R3V Elite
                                                        • Jan 2007
                                                        • 4682
                                                        #44
                                                        I dont get eating while shitting. That smell is a bunch of small poo particles dancing all around you. You're eating your own shit essentially.

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                                                          • scabzzzz
                                                            Estado de mierda de encargo
                                                            • Jul 2007
                                                            • 6870
                                                            #45
                                                            Just wanted to update: I went back to feed my toilet another candy bar and brought my iPad with me this time. No beer,but I did rub one out. It smelled beyond rancid in there, yet I still seemed to muster out a nut.

                                                            Being a dude rules.

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