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  • TexasTerp
    No R3VLimiter
    • Jan 2009
    • 3541

    #31
    wait, which "new" girl are we talking about kershaw? or is it just the one I'm thinking of?
    stephenbrody.com

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    • Albuquerque30
      E30 Fanatic
      • Oct 2010
      • 1349

      #32
      Originally posted by Be30mer
      D.E.N.N.I.S. System. Use it.
      Yes! :up:

      WTB NorCal: Z4 shifter + misc. parts

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      • Van Westervelt
        R3V OG
        • May 2006
        • 9365

        #33
        Fuck bitches, get money.
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        • Deltron Dirty30
          R3VLimited
          • Apr 2010
          • 2436

          #34
          Originally posted by Van Westervelt
          Fuck bitches, get euros.
          fix'd
          Originally posted by HarryPotter
          not to be racist but i've had multiple african americans comment on how they love my car. I've seen pics of e30's rolling through africa with at least 15-20 africans on them with ak-47's. WILD. its in the african blood. Hope this wasn't too racist, forgive me as I am intoxicated.
          Instagram: @jstnlws

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          • evandael
            R3VLimited
            • Oct 2009
            • 2881

            #35
            give back rub and let her go to sleep fully satisfied, exhausted, and dreaming of your superior cocksmanship.


            so many kudos for that one.

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            • Bimmerista
              R3V Elite
              • Nov 2005
              • 5425

              #36
              Originally posted by Be30mer
              D.E.N.N.I.S. System. Use it.
              Before I even opened the thread, I had the same thing in mind.

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              • Ryan Stewart
                I Love Miatas
                • Oct 2003
                • 8978

                #37
                I don't get the leave her wanting more comment. If you wrecked her shit all night, have her almost pass out from lack of oxygen and her legs tremble like jello in an earthquake she WILL want more. It sounds like you mean leave her unsatisfied, which wont make her want more.

                Fucking is like any other endeavour, you play to win all the time, every time.
                Im now E30less.
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                • CreamE30
                  E30 Enthusiast
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 1177

                  #38
                  bite off her head.
                  <---Goodnight, sweet prince

                  Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



                  Originally posted by Brandon12V
                  unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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                  • Farbin Kaiber
                    Lil' Puppet
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 29502

                    #39
                    For those not in the know.

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                    • Ryan...
                      R3VLimited
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 2448

                      #40
                      Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                      For those not in the know.


                      I had no idea what the DENNIS system was.
                      2007 Range Rover Sport S/C

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                      • bimmershark
                        Grease Monkey
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 319

                        #41
                        walk the dinosaur

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                        • BillBrasky
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 1641

                          #42
                          ...get a receipt for tax purposes? Yes.

                          What can I say, I like to keep my accounting legit and orderly.

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                          • s0urce
                            R3VLimited
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 2933

                            #43
                            Originally posted by Ryan Stewart
                            I don't get the leave her wanting more comment. If you wrecked her shit all night, have her almost pass out from lack of oxygen and her legs tremble like jello in an earthquake she WILL want more. It sounds like you mean leave her unsatisfied, which wont make her want more.

                            Fucking is like any other endeavour, you play to win all the time, every time.
                            I'm going to have to agree with you here too. When I fuck a girl just right...I'm talking the type of fuck where she can't walk right after... If my dick gets too close to her vag she'll immediately squirm and want it away from her.

                            If you're doing it right, she WONT want more. At least not any time soon.

                            Bottom line:
                            You know you've done your job when her vag is too sensitive to be touched.
                            tasty

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                            • Stephen
                              Шлем ишака
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 10774

                              #44
                              Originally posted by Ryan Stewart
                              I don't get the leave her wanting more comment. If you wrecked her shit all night, have her almost pass out from lack of oxygen and her legs tremble like jello in an earthquake she WILL want more. It sounds like you mean leave her unsatisfied, which wont make her want more.

                              Fucking is like any other endeavour, you play to win all the time, every time.

                              truth.


                              its up there ^

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                              • Wh33lhop
                                R3V OG
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 11705

                                #45
                                I'd ask her if she wants some cab fare.
                                paint sucks

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