Charlie Sheen is an F18.

[SedanSandwich]

omg... This guy has balls. whoever gives him a reality show is going to make bank.

[Fusion]

^ ftmfw

[j0oftheworld]

No Man's Land : Ted Varrick .all I gotta say!
If you were born before the 90's you're know! (sorry kids)

[HarryPotter]

a friend had this on his facebook this morning, def lolz worthy -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1hlduv1p88

lol

[markseven]

In the clip where they tour his house he looks like the Christian Bale character from the Fighter.

[Fusion]

I dare anyone to debate me on things.

I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently. If you infiltrate and try to hurt my family, I will murder you violently.

I was turning 30, and I thought it would give my image some maturity.
-- Sheen on why he married model Donna Peele in 1995. October, 2003

I've got three words for him: Am. A. Teur.
-- Sheen on Hollywood's newest challenger for the "bad boy" title, Colin Farrell. Sept. 2003

I look like a gangster? Well, I feel like a gangster.
-- Sheen on his ensemble -- a blue pinstripe suit, "Dick Tracy" style fedora, gold bracelets. July 22, 1990

This is like a sober acid trip.
-- Sheen on winning best actor in a comedy series at the Golden Globes. Jan. 21, 2002

I don't think I'm a romantic sex symbol, but I think I'm ruggedly handsome.
-- Sheen appraising his looks. June 2001

[DTM190]

I love some of Chuck Lorres latest vanity cards,

These two cracked me up

http://www.chucklorre.com/index-2hm.php?p=329

http://www.chucklorre.com/index-2hm.php?p=324

I think Charlie and Chuck should get it on in the UFC ring.

Fantastic

[Beastolizer]

^ so you would turn into a complete nutcase and beg the world for attention?

uh wrong. The dudes just tryin to live his life the way he wants and that happens to be with copious amounts of coke and women.

It's the damn media's fault for making a headline out of everything the guy does...

[ALYKZANDYR]

yeah the media has played a role in this, but i still think he is mentally fucked up and needs to seek help.

[Beastolizer]

yeah the media has played a role in this, but i still think he is mentally fucked up and needs to seek help.

haha sure he may need a little help, but that does not make him an attention seeking whore like you said

[DTM190]

"I was banging seven-gram rocks [of cocaine] and finishing them because that's how I roll. I have one speed; I have one gear: 'Go.'"

"Because I'm me, because I'm different, I have a different constitution, a different brain, a different heart."


"I got tiger blood, man."


"Dying's for fools. There's certain blends I will not entertain because that's how people go down but I'm too smart to do that,"


"Sure, yeah, I am on a drug; it's called Charlie Sheen,

It's not available because if you try it once you will die, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."


That last bit cracks me up.

He so needs his own show

[Knoepfler]

charlie sheen for president

[Super Sedan]

Winning!

[TwoJ's]

Banging seven gram rocks?!?! Holy shit.

[dvck]

you've all picked a fight with a warlock.