Meaningful quotes

[roguetoaster]

Except for he always said "you're fired".

But it's so meaningful, right? Wait...

As John Grisham said "Critics should find meaningful work."

[ST1G]

" Your Fired "

Donald Trump.

Except for he always said "you're fired".

[BECKSTER]

" Your Fired "

Donald Trump.

[SGT4677]

"Drive it or buy furniture" Dan B.- Canadian hotrodder.

[Stanley Rockafella]

"Don't eat yellow snow"

[IceWhite]

"If you think you can, or if you think you can't, either way, you're right."

[marshallnoise]

"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth."

[TheWipprSnappr]

:d

[BobombETA]

On Politics:

"If I asked you, or virtually anyone, 'Do you think it's wrong for a Judge to preside over a case where he has accepted money from the parties involved'? The answer would assuredly be 'yes'.

So why do we allow our politicians to do it?"

-Some Reddit user

[AllydNYC]

"If you do something right, people won't know you've done anything at all."

-God (Futurama S3,E20)

That quote, especially coming from a show like that, was epic.

Futurama is an excellent show.

[ThatOneEuroE30]

Hustle while they party, work while they sleep and you'll live like they dream.

[agent]

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

[slammin.e28]

"If you do something right, people won't know you've done anything at all."

-God (Futurama S3,E20)

[Joe G]

"Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."

-Marsellus Wallace


Edit: F**kin waffles

[Fsnow]

"Never put your hands where you wouldn't put your dick"
Jerry Muise - machine shop teacher

"Fuck what you can my friend!"
Moses the cab driver