Meaningful quotes

[lti_57]

Margaret Thatcher once said that "The trouble with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money."

And from some Oil Filed tool Pusher I knew long time ago : Never trade a healthy Cow for a 3 legged Mule.
I have no clue what that old codger meant but i have never forgot it

[gwb72tii]

“The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children.”
Jim Henson, 1936-1990, American puppeteer, artist, cartoonist, inventor, screenwriter, musician, actor, film director and producer, creator of the Muppets.

[325isdan]

Defeat is a state of mind. no one is ever defeated until defeat has been accepted as a reality.

Bruce Lee

[DirtyTh3rty]

The fatter the dab the longer the slump

[Fusion]

I have been saying the word manager a lot. So whenever Jo thinks manager she thinks of me. Camel Cigarettes did the same thing with Joe Camel, by making him look like a penis. I can't even go near a cigarette now, without thinking of a penis, and vice versa.

-- Michael Scott

[Todd Black 88]

"never doubt that a small group of comitted people can change the world. Indeed it is the only thing that ever has.". -Margaret Mead

[Ryan...]

i fucking miss that guy so much.

+11101000000000 :(

[downforce22]

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful
beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us most.

“Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day
saying, "I will try again tomorrow.”

[Wh33lhop]

An escalator can never break--it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there."

Mitch Hedberg

I fucking miss that guy so much.

[Beastolizer]

Do or do not. There is no try.

[TwoJ's]

My old sig: "With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion."

"If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut." - Einstein

[frankenbeemer]

An escalator can never break--it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there."

Mitch Hedberg

[Dozyproductions]

some churchizzle up in heya!

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."

“The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.”

[woodisgood]

"think how stupid the average person is, then realize half of them are dumber than that". George Carlin

[Kershaw]

^ oh damn that is the truth.