Meaningful quotes

[325isdan]

Defeat is a state of mind. no one is ever defeated until defeat has been accepted as a reality.

Bruce Lee

[gwb72tii]

“The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children.”
Jim Henson, 1936-1990, American puppeteer, artist, cartoonist, inventor, screenwriter, musician, actor, film director and producer, creator of the Muppets.

[lti_57]

Margaret Thatcher once said that "The trouble with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money."

And from some Oil Filed tool Pusher I knew long time ago : Never trade a healthy Cow for a 3 legged Mule.
I have no clue what that old codger meant but i have never forgot it

[Fsnow]

"Never put your hands where you wouldn't put your dick"
Jerry Muise - machine shop teacher

"Fuck what you can my friend!"
Moses the cab driver

[Joe G]

"Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."

-Marsellus Wallace


Edit: F**kin waffles

[slammin.e28]

"If you do something right, people won't know you've done anything at all."

-God (Futurama S3,E20)

[agent]

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

[ThatOneEuroE30]

Hustle while they party, work while they sleep and you'll live like they dream.

[AllydNYC]

"If you do something right, people won't know you've done anything at all."

-God (Futurama S3,E20)

That quote, especially coming from a show like that, was epic.

Futurama is an excellent show.

[BobombETA]

On Politics:

"If I asked you, or virtually anyone, 'Do you think it's wrong for a Judge to preside over a case where he has accepted money from the parties involved'? The answer would assuredly be 'yes'.

So why do we allow our politicians to do it?"

-Some Reddit user

[TheWipprSnappr]

:d

[marshallnoise]

"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth."

[IceWhite]

"If you think you can, or if you think you can't, either way, you're right."

[Stanley Rockafella]

"Don't eat yellow snow"

[SGT4677]

"Drive it or buy furniture" Dan B.- Canadian hotrodder.