Meaningful quotes

[NigelStu]

"There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way" - Christopher Morley

"Life is tough, but its tougher when your stupid" - John Wayne

"He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat" - Napoleon

"Always do whatever is next" - George Carlin

"Everyone dies; not everyone lives" (I don't know who came up with this, but its in a current rap song)

[OrganicMechanic]

"Give me six hours to cut down a tree and I will spend the first sharpening the axe." Abe Lincoln

[z31maniac]

"A smart man always knows what to say, a wise man knows whether to say it."

[Kershaw]

^ oh damn that is the truth.

[woodisgood]

"think how stupid the average person is, then realize half of them are dumber than that". George Carlin

[Dozyproductions]

some churchizzle up in heya!

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."

“The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.”

[frankenbeemer]

An escalator can never break--it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there."

Mitch Hedberg

[TwoJ's]

My old sig: "With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion."

"If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut." - Einstein

[Beastolizer]

Do or do not. There is no try.

[Wh33lhop]

An escalator can never break--it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there."

Mitch Hedberg

I fucking miss that guy so much.

[downforce22]

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful
beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us most.

“Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day
saying, "I will try again tomorrow.”

[Ryan...]

i fucking miss that guy so much.

+11101000000000 :(

[Todd Black 88]

"never doubt that a small group of comitted people can change the world. Indeed it is the only thing that ever has.". -Margaret Mead

[Fusion]

I have been saying the word manager a lot. So whenever Jo thinks manager she thinks of me. Camel Cigarettes did the same thing with Joe Camel, by making him look like a penis. I can't even go near a cigarette now, without thinking of a penis, and vice versa.

-- Michael Scott

[DirtyTh3rty]

The fatter the dab the longer the slump