Animals you've hit

[nickflic3]

Haven't hit anything yet in my 1.5 years of driving but at least here in the Inland Empire, there seems to be an increase in road kill, especially along the freeways O_o On my way to school I see about 5 dead animals on the road, some there for days/weeks. I also remember the main road that we walked along coming back from middle school always had dead skunks... Right by the most popular Jack in the Box ever (or at least it seemed like it)

Witnessed:
Riding with my mom, we saw what seemed to be a brown plastic grocery bag floating across the slow lane on the freeway. As we got closer the car in front hit it and the poor squirrel wriggled its hind legs frantically as it darted back to the shoulder :( My mom was freaking out...

Close call:
Once during our trip to Kenya we borrowed my uncles Camry like Toyota Carina to go somewhere at night (4 people in the car,trunk full of luggage). While speeding along a main hwy in Nairobi we noticed the cars along side suddenly drop back. My dad sped on at about 110KPH until we saw some suicidal people carrying big pack 3 deep across the 3 lanes of traffic. How we missed all of them I still don't know, but I just remember lots of screeching tires and the dead silence afterward.

[Fusion]

Oh, I forgot the frogs.
There's a spot nearby where frogs gross a road to have sexy time. They just pop under the wheels.

[Simon S]

2 deer – Integra – One from side and one from front. Both low impact/speed.

1 very poor squirrel – also in the Integra – driving down a back road in WI and started smelling this god-awful burning odor. Pulled over and used a long stick to extract a mangled, scorched squirrel carcass from between exhaust system and car body. Poor little dude.

1 raccoon – CBR 600f2 – 55 on hwy. Coon ran out. Hit dead on. I made an effort to keep my arms relaxed. Bars did a shake. Felt bump.. and was on my way like it didn’t happen. Thankful for gyroscopic force of wheels at speed – otherwise, I woulda went down.

Closest call award goes to a time on a 851 Ducati I had. Wisconsin back road. 45ish. HUGE buck walks out onto road and so close – I coulda reached out and touched his rack. Heart started beating again after like 5 minutes.

[Turd]

Driving around with my future GF on our first date, I ran over a gargantuan possum. Hit it on the drivers side and ran it over with both tires. Felt it and my chances of a bj that night go under the bus (car) with each thud. Five minutes later I was pulled over for having a 'low' exhaust. ..Interesting date night.

Ran over a dead cat this summer as I was driving home from work at night. This was before I adjusted my headlights sans dropping my car, so I couldn't see shit. All the sudden there was a 5" tall oblong mass in the middle of my lane. Fucking thing got stuck on my front subframe and front lip and header collectors. My car smelled like shit for two weeks. A gamey, rancid smell that emitted into my cabin and outside my car that would not go away no matter how many times I washed it, the smelly smell that makes you throw up a little in your mouth. There was blood and hair all over my lip and subframe. Grossest thing ever.

Later in the summer I approached a dead squirrel in the road, my balls went into my throat as I suddenly saw it and didn't drive around it thinking about the smell of my last kill. Skimmed the top of it with my lip. :)

[10Toes]

Most annoying dog

[Redfox]

Most annoying dog

It's adorable! I wouldn't mind taking Chico off your hands for ya :D

[10Toes]

Until he barks at everything, pisses on everything, cries to get up on the couch (which he can jump up on his own) and then once you pick him up on the couch he just jumps down and then will cry to get back up two minutes later. He also will bite the vacuum and the ironing board, this dog is evil.

[Eecen]

I've only killed a bird, thi thread makes me feel inadequate. Maybe this summer I'll aim for a herd of quails...theyy'd be easy ga,me.




The friend of a guy I used to qwork with smoked a deer on his bike, cut the deer clean in half. He suffered some broken bones, was a funny story.

[FCB_M3]

Unicorn :(
It was beautiful :(

[Redfox]

Until he barks at everything, pisses on everything, cries to get up on the couch (which he can jump up on his own) and then once you pick him up on the couch he just jumps down and then will cry to get back up two minutes later. He also will bite the vacuum and the ironing board, this dog is evil.

I have a dog who does the same shit. He stole my cousins big Mac tonight off the table.. They're so cute though that you just let them get away with it.

As for the deer being split in half, that sounds so disgusting. Was your friend covered in deer guts and blood?

[10Toes]

I have a dog who does the same shit. He stole my cousins big Mac tonight off the table.. They're so cute though that you just let them get away with it.
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He also will do that, so how do you want me to ship him to you?

[Redfox]

He also will do that, so how do you want me to ship him to you?

Well if he lifts his leg and pisses on everything like mine I'm debating on just doing pick up depending on your area. Wouldn't want the poor bastard to be sittin in a cardboard box soaked with piss when I get him. How much extra if he comes with the sweater? Lmao

[Rennsport]

I backed my truck into a deaf goat a couple years ago, all it did was baa at me.

Had a robin fly in my open sunroof while I was inside my parents house. It stayed in my car all the way to Seattle (about 25 min drive.)

[10Toes]

Well if he lifts his leg and pisses on everything like mine I'm debating on just doing pick up depending on your area. Wouldn't want the poor bastard to be sittin in a cardboard box soaked with piss when I get him. How much extra if he comes with the sweater? Lmao

If you come a pick him I will give you the sweater free. I'll even give you his dog snuggie and rescue pack.

[Redfox]

If you come a pick him I will give you the sweater free. I'll even give you his dog snuggie and rescue pack.

LMAO! That is the most amazing shit I've seen all night. Hm.. Well what's included in the rescue pack?!

What's with mini me on the right? Same problems or that ones legit?