Animals you've hit

[10Toes]

LMAO! That is the most amazing shit I've seen all night. Hm.. Well what's included in the rescue pack?!

What's with mini me on the right? Same problems or that ones legit?

This is just for Dinan, the dog on the right. The other dog is good and just sleeps all day. The rescue pack came off of a stuffed animal. You could probably take all the stuffing out and put stuff in it but I wouldn't because he will probably piss on it eventually.

[Ferguson]

Smoked a crow in my old e30 merging onto the freeway.

There were 6 of em' just hanging out chattering to eachother,
when 5 realized they should get the fuck outta there...the last one
looked me square in the eyes and probably said "NO NO NO!"

I felt pretty bad, seeing as EVERYONE else on the road witnessed my
slaughter. Poor crow =(

[CreamE30]

2-3 squirrels, about 5 toads in a night, a pigeon, and a deer foot...

I hit the pigeon in the way you wouldn't expect, I was driving my GFs CRV to school with her, and this pigeon started walking across the street, i figured he'd fly off but instead he tried to walk faster, I drove right over top of him and konked him in the head with the rear wheel axles. Made a nice thump and when I looked in the mirror all I saw were feathers floating up the window.

The deers FOOT was just the aftermath of a deer that was hit on the parkway and its corpse had been getting run over here and there for 3+ days. 4th day driving to school all there was left was a hoof and a little leg to hit, I ran it over for teh lulz

[JTDay]

Just one possum so far. Managed to crimp a few spots on my oil cooler, spraying oil all over the back of my valence. The low oil level and pressure lead to the eventual destruction of the m20 that was in the car at the time.

[hi its me alec]

Oh damn, I forgot about this one..

In 5th or 6th grade, I was on a field trip with a school bus full of kids. Our bus hit a flock of huge birds on the freeway going about 60 (pretty sure they were geese, they were pretty huge,) one of them nailed the windshield of the bus, shattered it/caved it in. Pretty bloody and feathery. I remember being toward the back of the bus, seeing a shit ton of white feathers fly by my window, and the girl in front of me just started crying like crazy. Definitely one of the most memorable driving experiences of my life. It was totally awesome, the bus driver handled it like a champ and got some award thing from my school for it.

[Joe G]

I was driving my sisters land rover and 2 raccoons were walking across the road, i was doing ~85 so i was really in no position to swerve. I avoided one but smoked the other one. When i looked in my mirror the one that survived was looking at the one i crushed, i felt awful.

I also tried to straddle a running shoe in my e30...it drilled my oil pan and made one helluva loud clunk. No damage done.

[HarryPotter]

I took out a couple bicyclists a month or two ago, one got under my car and just bounced around until it finally went all the way through and out the back. Felt bad for a second but they were just bicyclers.

[Fusion]

I backed my truck into a deaf goat a couple years ago, all it did was baa at me.

I lol'd while taking a dump.
I doubt it was deaf. My friend has a junk yard next to some guy with goats and some of them are just plain retarded and their survival instinct is zero.

[sweet6e30]

100% clobbered road kill list here:
a few frogs
2 squirels
2 racoons
1 pheasant
1 partrige,
1 duck
1 wild big fuckin turkey ( jeep yj)
1 deer (car total loss 02 nissan sentra)

100% clipped and the ones that got away alive list here:
skunk
fox
seagull
1 crow
rabid raccoon in the rolling garbage can on the road!!! NO bullshit ( clipped the can)
squirel ( on my bicycle believe it or not)
porcupine
muscrat
3 groundhogs
a pair of running shoes or boots
big ass piece of blown truck tire
plastic leaf rake
Montreal Canadiens Cap



it got to such a point of nailing so many fuckers so much, i just shrug it off now!

I live in farmland and its mayham at night!!

[accident]

Montreal Canadiens Cap

run a few more of those over, fuck the Habs.

While you're at it get a few Leafs and Canucks hats too.


Go Kings ;)

Sens are alright.

[Sirotto]

1 Turkey
1 Chicken
2 Doves
Lots of Toads
Dozen or so Squirles

The chicken was one of the nastiest. The damn bitch jumped up and tried to get out of the way half fly they do and got the corner of my PD fender. It split the damn thing open and splattered the entire side of the car.

Fuckin dove chillin in the middle of the road decided it wanted to fly at the last min and got my new grills, then tumbled over the hood, up the windshield and into my sunroof landing in my lap. To make it better the damn thing took it last breath shit on my Polo.

[Simon S]

lol
There are some good stories in this thread.

[matthugie]

In my e36... hit an opossum, took out a fog light and cracked the bumper a tiny bit. Then hit the biggest raccoon I've ever seen doing about 75... about 1500 worth of damage (was running OEM LTW front splitter and 2 of the brackets were bent). The day I get it back from the shop... hit another opossum. Little guy, went underneath the neon in front of me, but my 3" of ground clearance didn't give him a chance. Fortunately no damage there.

Side story of deer, I used to work at an Audi stealership years ago, right after the first A3's came out. A guy had one with less than 10k on it, and at night ran over a dead deer carcass on the highway. It came to us for repairs, and the entire underside of the car was covered in blood, hair, and in a few places actual meat. Most disgusting thing I've ever seen in person, and the smell when things started to get hot.... burning hair and flesh is one of the worst things around.

[IxTech]

subaru took out a family of raccoons at 60+. i think thats about it

[dkbmxer002]

i've hit an owl, apparently it isn't uncommon.. they get old and fly at lights.

i've ran over a squirrel when i had my truck and the whole thing except the tail was under the tail and the tail shot out like a rocket when i crushed it.

me and a friend decapitated a very large rattle snake in my apartment complex with his car. we slammed on the brakes and pretty much ripped the head off.