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  • DEV0 E30
    R3V OG
    • Oct 2004
    • 8823

    #31
    This requires money but...

    1 - Hire helicopter to hover over his house at 3:00 AM, no lights though.
    2 - Hire ski masked mercenaries to invade his house and bring him out of the house at 3:05 AM.
    3 - The mercenaries will bring him up to a limo that you rented. You ask for the location of the phone or he will die.
    4 - Have the limo take you home but not before hitting up the Jack in the Box. Like a boss.
    5 - Profit

    Oh you aren't willing to do that?

    I'm not the most pro gun person, but when you're dealing with the scum of criminal like this they are normally juveniles. They some times can be dangerous but often times they will simply steal anything to flip for money or use until it runs out. They are for a lack of a better word pussies when a trained gun enthusiast presents themselves. I wish people in this country didn't need to carry, I really do, but sadly on the street there are shitty people out there. I don't carry but the thought has crossed my mind.

    In these situations you can't help but think "what if" what if he stole your phone and demanded your wallet at gun/knife point and THEN took off running? What if there was a group of his friends 20 feet away and when he gave them a signal they were to beat you down to THEN steal your valuables? You should be humbled in the fact that you are ok, I realize it was some punk kid, but these wanna be gangsters make decent human beings feel unsafe in public. A concealed weapon's permit in this situation would have made this indecent person have the tables turned when you demonstrated that you won't stand for it. Yelling the word "freeze" would have made him shit his pants I'm sure after he turned. Hell keep rubber bullets in your clip or carry a tazer.

    Your phone is gone. Police won't help much for a phone sad to say. Unless you can get a friend at the police department to show up to the house in uniform and make some stern comments to the parents of the individual I don't see you getting it back.
    Last edited by DEV0 E30; 03-16-2011, 06:55 AM.
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    • QUKBMER
      R3V OG
      • Feb 2010
      • 8178

      #32
      Originally posted by 5spoke
      Im sorry to say that phone is probably long gone. He most likely hocked that thing for $50 or traded it for some beer. The only redemption you are going to get out of this is if you just annoy the shit out of him. Be crazy and don't get to personally involved.

      Ideas....

      1. Pay homeless people to take up residence on his lawn.

      2. Order massive amounts of take out for delivery to his address. (This could work with anything from strippers to pizza)

      3. Collect your shit in a plastic bag for a week and empty said plastic bag on his porch one night.

      4. Go online and fill out every form on every website you can find that asks for an address for free samples and things like that. Junk mail to the max will invade his life. (Make sure its address to him)

      5. Do all of the above mentioned things.

      6. Be creative.

      7. Rob.

      8. Win

      Also, do it for a while and then give it a month or so for him to think its stopped. Then start back up again, he may even move to a different house or perhaps he lives with his parents and they will start wondering wtf he did.
      = win +1
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      • 5spoke
        E30 Mastermind
        • Sep 2007
        • 1729

        #33
        Originally posted by JGood
        If this is what happens to people who steal phones, then I think I just found my calling.
        You pay for take out when it gets to your house....... I think you may have missed the point. He is not going to buy food for a man who stole his phone.
        Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.
        This is the internet. Just make something up.

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        • Rigmaster
          No R3VLimiter
          • Jul 2004
          • 3464

          #34
          Originally posted by Turf1600
          Show up at the house with Blunt and his 5 gal pail of ASStroGlide
          Fixed.

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          • JGood
            R3V OG
            • Jan 2004
            • 7959

            #35
            Originally posted by 5spoke
            I think you may have missed the point.
            I think you may have missed the sarcasm
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            • 5spoke
              E30 Mastermind
              • Sep 2007
              • 1729

              #36
              Originally posted by JGood
              I think you may have missed the sarcasm
              No. Redemption has not been granted.
              Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.
              This is the internet. Just make something up.

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              • CorvallisBMW
                Long Schlong Longhammer
                • Feb 2005
                • 13039

                #37
                4chan and GG should be able to help.

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                • Winning
                  Banned
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 39

                  #38
                  Sorry to hear, i've always been nervous about letting anyone i dont know use my 400 dollar phone.

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                  • MaxBell
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 1390

                    #39
                    Originally posted by JGood
                    If this is what happens to people who steal phones, then I think I just found my calling.
                    I think your getting hung up on the wrong issue here.
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                    • franco90
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 3185

                      #40
                      Originally posted by MonkeyMadness
                      WTF? are you a puss or what.. sorry for sounding mean..

                      BUT you have his fucking address... duh..

                      Go get some hard hitting motherfuckers and go all Pulp Fiction on him till he gives
                      up the friend..

                      I spent alot of time in sere school in the marines and I learned that you can get just about anybody to give up a friend, before them selfs...
                      You STA boys are some weird motherfuckers.

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                      • MonkeyMadness
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 3251

                        #41
                        Originally posted by franco90
                        You STA boys are some weird motherfuckers.
                        Thanks :up:
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                        • joshh
                          R3V OG
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 6195

                          #42
                          Originally posted by turf1600
                          show up at the house with bombs

                          lmao....

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                          • blocke
                            E30 Fanatic
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 1305

                            #43


                            THIS
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                            • Rau
                              E30 Addict
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 449

                              #44
                              Originally posted by blocke


                              THIS
                              fucking agreed. gut wrench suplex the phone out of his ass. then bang his sister for good measure
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                              • lolcantturn
                                R3V Elite
                                • Oct 2010
                                • 4588

                                #45


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