FUCKFUCKFUCK Just got robbed

[deutschman]

I have to say. Some times jumping some one is the only way to get a problem worked out.
A few years ago my best friend was having problems with a room mate's boy friend. The boy friend would get drunk, and we think high on some sort of substance other then weed, then accuse my friend of things such as looking at his girl friend (the room mate) in the wrong way and try and fight him.
My friend tried to talk with this guy and stay out of his way as much as he could, but things got more and more physical every time something went down.
Point at which we took it to the cops was when the guy threatened my friend, telling him he owned a firearm and would use it.
The cops said they could do nothing for us, so we just forgot about it for a while.
The boy friend then poped some of my friends expensive tires and keyed his car.
We then waited out side of my friends apartment till the boy friend came to visit his chick, and jumped out of the car when we saw him.
I backed my friend up (I am kind of a gentle giant) while he put the guy in a head lock, socked him in the face a few times, and told him to nock it off and that he had no interest what so ever in his asian slut girl friend. The guy never bothered him again.

Get some friends together, wait down the block from the guys house (stay away from his property!), and when the guy shows up surround him and start asking questions. Do not get physical unless he does. Just threaten him. He is only 17 and will most likely pee in his diaper.

[FCB_M3]

we need george up in here

[ck_taft325is]

I have to say. Some times jumping some one is the only way to get a problem worked out.
A few years ago my best friend was having problems with a room mate's boy friend. The boy friend would get drunk, and we think high on some sort of substance other then weed, then accuse my friend of things such as looking at his girl friend (the room mate) in the wrong way and try and fight him.
My friend tried to talk with this guy and stay out of his way as much as he could, but things got more and more physical every time something went down.
Point at which we took it to the cops was when the guy threatened my friend, telling him he owned a firearm and would use it.
The cops said they could do nothing for us, so we just forgot about it for a while.
The boy friend then poped some of my friends expensive tires and keyed his car.
We then waited out side of my friends apartment till the boy friend came to visit his chick, and jumped out of the car when we saw him.
I backed my friend up (I am kind of a gentle giant) while he put the guy in a head lock, socked him in the face a few times, and told him to nock it off and that he had no interest what so ever in his asian slut girl friend. The guy never bothered him again.

Get some friends together, wait down the block from the guys house (stay away from his property!), and when the guy shows up surround him and start asking questions. Do not get physical unless he does. Just threaten him. He is only 17 and will most likely pee in his diaper.

I totally get what you're saying, and appreciate it. If you knew me a bit in real life, you'd understand that I'm being 100%. That said...


This is the worst fucking advice ever. Ever. Unless you know that the guy is just some meat head dumb ass and only responds to being punched once or twice to "be cool" with you after, this is a great recipe for getting yourself shot or stabbed, depending on where you're living. Honestly. Shit can escalate rapidly. Now, in your above post, I get it. He had to make this shit work where he lived and that douche fucking bag had no right to get physical over his "perception" that someone was looking at "his girl". He's a fucking tard that frankly, I completely agree with what you guys did. But, over a cell phone? 'eh... shit happens and you learn to trust people just a little less. It sucks, but call your provider, get it cancelled and go from there. Definitely try to find your phone but don't get shanked over a God damn cellular device.

P.S.

The Asian GF should dump her dumb ass boyfriend.

[Rau]

working on it.....

[Jean]

4chan it dude, epic win will result most likely. And, don't go postal on someone unless you know 100% it's the guy you are looking for....

[AbeSonic]

Show up at house with E30 mob. And nail bats....
Its takes a lot of hate to make a base ball bat with nails...lol

[Matt-B]

[AbeSonic]

There ya go. Of course you would have one Matt... LMAO

[tonywonder]

jack your phone back. you have the right to take your property back.

P.S.

someone should take a dump on the Asian GF while her dumb ass boyfriend watches.

fixed

LOL

[Matt-B]

the bat is not mine, it belongs to my friend google

[JT325is]

grab an UZI and shoot up his house

[5spoke]

Im sorry to say that phone is probably long gone. He most likely hocked that thing for $50 or traded it for some beer. The only redemption you are going to get out of this is if you just annoy the shit out of him. Be crazy and don't get to personally involved.

Ideas....

1. Pay homeless people to take up residence on his lawn.

2. Order massive amounts of take out for delivery to his address. (This could work with anything from strippers to pizza)

3. Collect your shit in a plastic bag for a week and empty said plastic bag on his porch one night.

4. Go online and fill out every form on every website you can find that asks for an address for free samples and things like that. Junk mail to the max will invade his life. (Make sure its address to him)

5. Do all of the above mentioned things.

6. Be creative.

7. Rob.

8. Win

Also, do it for a while and then give it a month or so for him to think its stopped. Then start back up again, he may even move to a different house or perhaps he lives with his parents and they will start wondering wtf he did.

[HiTheNameIsBJ]

Who's to say that Jorge isn't just another victim of phome theft. Maybe they stole his first.

[zshopa]

1. Find his house. 2. get baby Powder 3. Pimp Smack!

[JGood]

2. Order massive amounts of take out for delivery to his address. (This could work with anything from strippers to pizza)

If this is what happens to people who steal phones, then I think I just found my calling.