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  • Wh33lhop
    R3V OG
    • Feb 2009
    • 11705

    #31
    Hey, let's all come in this thread and allude to how huge our tiny penises are.

    Sweet, mine's huge too bro!
    paint sucks

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    • Turd
      Advanced Member
      • Sep 2008
      • 185

      #32
      Guys, I drive a BMW.

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      • Kershaw
        R3V OG
        • Feb 2010
        • 11822

        #33
        Guys, i drive a car that looks really fast, has a 3" full catless exhaust and is excessively loud.

        it also will get walked by most new v6 minivans.

        i've been thinking of putting a sticker on it that says, "PENIS REPLACEMENT" or "MY COCK IS HUGE." something along those lines.
        AWD > RWD

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        • Nic01101011
          E30 Mastermind
          • Jan 2008
          • 1550

          #34
          Originally posted by ALYKZANDYR
          5.5-6in here, i'm not getting ballsweat on my ruler to get an exact number. Since i don't use my dick, its size really dosen't matter.
          What do you need that for?


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          • EN318isPDX
            R3V Elite
            • Oct 2007
            • 4373

            #35
            I knew there was another reason besides the hot accent that i like Russian girls!

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            • Farbin Kaiber
              Lil' Puppet
              • Jul 2007
              • 29502

              #36
              Originally posted by Conki
              Check out Hungary, ladies ;)

              Says the guy that rubs girls upper arms to creep them out, and won't even get near "slutty" 'merican waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

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              • E30Kaiser
                E30 Mastermind
                • Mar 2008
                • 1790

                #37
                Originally posted by EN318isPDX
                I knew there was another reason besides the hot accent that i like Russian girls!

                http://www.geekologie.com/image.php?...t-map-full.jpg
                I saw that map as well and noticed a inverse relationship between titties and dicks, except in Asia, they are just small across the board.
                "We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time"-Colin McCrae

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                • Massimo
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 3207

                  #38
                  I will say I am at the top end of that chart.

                  But it dose not matter

                  Although my girl likes a good hard fuck she always gets off better when we do somthing not envolving intercoarse. If you really want to please your girl avoid intercoarse at all costs untill she is beggin for it!
                  sigpic

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                  • Charlie
                    kid tested, administrator approved
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 6686

                    #39
                    Originally posted by ALYKZANDYR
                    5.5-6in here, i'm not getting ballsweat on my ruler to get an exact number. Since i don't use my dick, its size really dosen't matter.
                    So, you're a power bottom?

                    -Charlie
                    Swing wild, brake later, don't apologize.
                    '89 324d, '76 02, '98 318ti, '03 Z4, '07 MCS, '07 F800s - Bonafide BMW elitist prick.
                    FYYFF

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                    • tjts1
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • May 2007
                      • 1851

                      #40
                      When they say 'size' is that length or circumference?

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                      • ALYKZANDYR
                        E30 Fanatic
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 1336

                        #41
                        Originally posted by Charlie
                        So, you're a power bottom?

                        -Charlie
                        No, my ass is not an electrical socket.

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                        • BillBrasky
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 1641

                          #42
                          Originally posted by ALYKZANDYR
                          No, my ass is not an electrical socket.

                          I suggest that you should watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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