How would R3V Handle this?

[deutschman]

Buy a large squirt gun. Whip it out and drench the shit out of him!!!!! Non violent. Utterly satisfying.

[rich4rdee]

[Restoman]

take a machete and cut off his tongue for spitting at you.

Mmmm, so third world that my cock is getting hard. DO THIS.

[Raxe]

1: Find where he lives
2: Take his plate
3: Put on your car
4: Drive by him and flash gun
5: He reports plate and goes to jail
6: Problem?

Winning.

[thebutcher37]

Originally Posted by slammin.e28guy
1: Find where he lives
2: Take his plate
3: Put on your car
4: Drive by him and flash gun
5: He reports plate and goes to jail
6: Problem?

seriously this is


But a super soaker is your best bet...

its kinda hard thrown stuff out your window... especially a shake.. unless you have a co-pilot.

[Raxe]

But a super soaker is your best bet...

its kinda hard thrown stuff out your window... especially a shake.. unless you have a co-pilot.

I'd imagine it's slightly more difficult to operate a super soaker from your window while driving, but it may just be me.

[5Toes]

Nobody likes my leg idea?

[deutschman]

just pump it up before you get driving. have the window rolled down, and then just roll by and start blasting.

[tonywonder]

[ogbimmer]

winning!!!

[gkobez]

Park your car, and set up and ambush. He spits on your car but you get to tar and feather him afterward.

[YeOldeBuggy]

Spit in the same cup for days, and save it. Then, when driving past him, throw that on his ass. Or feel free to insert cum in place of spit.

Thad.

[Andy348]

+10000

My horn was broken so I bought a $20 boat horn at Walmart. The thing is fucking loud and will literally make cyclists fall off their bikes.

[AlpineS50E30]

lolol at kid in the end jumping over concrete wall

[Massimo]

Leave your front door open one mourning have some friends over and stage a massacre. Basically pretend to have a massive argument inside then play the machine gun noise as loud as you can. Then run out side covered in fake blood jump in your E30 and drive it like you stole it.

The guy will freak out and will not come near you again! If it is reported to the police just say it is a video you are working on for YouTube.

Would be epic and worth video taping for all of us to enjoy.