How would R3V Handle this?

[rav320uk]

Swift swing of a Baseball bat in the kneecaps should see him on his arse for a few days :-)

[5Toes]

Ill ship you one of my old legs, at your expense of course.

Chase after him flailing a prosthetic limb.

Win

[Van Westervelt]

Back in HS, a couple little dbags were in need of some punishment for their actions (vandalism and some other bs).

We had a buddy that worked the drive through at Burger King, so we got free shit. Any warm day we saw them walking home (2-3 miles), we stopped at BK for a free 32 oz strawberry shake.

Needless to say, a 32 oz shake at 30 mph makes for a sticky walk home.

It was dumb. But it was funny as shit to us then. Punk ass deserved it.

[AWDE30]

Pull over
Bear Mace him
Once he's on the ground feed him a big mac that you shit/spit/pissed on

[j0oftheworld]

I'm like unbelievably good at hitting shit w. pennies while driving by, signs, used cars, people, etc. That might be an option? Practice up the next few days.. it's all about the timing!

Or since he's so fat toss a dozen Boston creams at him.. so he'll be mad but probably not really when the 5sec rule goes into affect! :)

[brainspo0n]

seriously though he's pretty much asking for retaliation

if you are so equipped, adjust one of your car's washer jets so you've got a decent angle for a drive by

[Victell]

I swear more r3vers get their cars/person fucked with than any other group ive heard of.

[s0urce]

Tape a bulls-eye on your window and throw a scorecard out your window.

Show him you don't give a shit and play along with him. You'll get better results this way.

[IRON-E]

I always hated bullies, I know it's kinda lame but just leave it alone. You flashing your gun or confronting that asshole will only make things worst.

Walk away and be the better man but if he comes to your home with the same intentions use the Glock!

[Holland]

Tape a bulls-eye on your window and throw a scorecard out your window.

Show him you don't give a shit and play along with him. You'll get better results this way.

I would LOVE to see how this goes. Best idea yet. then after a couple weeks put a troll face in your window. Problem bus rider?

[phreshkid]

Just let it be. Don't add fuel to this fire. Sure you could get him back but is it really worth it?

[Joe G]

e30 windshield washer nozzles are very easy to pop out and aim away from the car. I advise you aim your wiper nozzle in his direction and give him a spray every day when you pass him. I did this in high school (not at a spitting guy) but at friends, randos, security guards, etc... the spray goes at least 10ft and its hilarious.

[Rau]

I once leaned out the window of my boy's Volvo and hit a bitch with a Chocolate Creme Pie on Halloween. do the same.

[Nick_S]

There was a cyclist in my town that used to do that, one day I leaned out of my friends window and hit him with a plate of general tso's an white rice. Pretty satisfying.

As a pretty avid cyclist this would normally make me mad...but some people are just assholes and deserve it, lol.

OP. I would just stop and lay his fat ass out. Or atleast confront him. Flashing your gun unprovoked could lead to alot of trouble for yourself.

[Wh33lhop]

Ill ship you one of my old legs, at your expense of course.

Chase after him flailing a prosthetic limb.

Win

I think OP needs to give this option serious consideration.