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    #1

    How you know you've been married too long...

    When you start having dreams about having sex with your wife.

    There are bonuses....from what I hear. 18 years later and I'm still trying to figure out wtf happened.
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    I understand your pain, but from another point of view, as a child....

    Never got to understand what went wrong.....
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      #3
      I just found the whole thing kind of funny. I don't have a problem laughing at myself once in a while.

      Friends wonder why I tell them to hold off on getting married. Specially once you have kids.
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      "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

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        #4
        Thats some very depressing information to kick off my day.
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          #5
          my best friend just got married and his woman is with child. hes 23. he has a looong way to go. good thing his wife is super chill. very nice woman.
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            #6
            heck i got married at 20 and now 28, had my first child when was 21 and second when i was 22. but dont have to worry about being married to long. been divorced for about a year now. ex walked out 3 years ago on us. making her pay child support :D

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              #7
              Yep, been there, done that. It's the strangest phenomenon, but universally it seems to hold true. No ring=more sex. Put a ring on the finger and it begins to fade away.

              That said, divorce sucks ass.


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                #8
                I love my wife almost as much as I do my e30...and she knows this.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by e30rapidic View Post
                  I love my wife almost as much as I do my e30...and she knows this.



                  Only because it's true.


                  Married 3 years now with 1.65 kids (the second is due in August) and still having a good time. There's moments as with anything where it's like, "Fuck, I could be hanging out instead of feeling bad about hanging out with so and so..." BUT, it's a fucking blast having someone that's there for you. Just don't fuck it up by being a douche waffle and wife's are great.
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                    #10
                    The day my hypothetical wife stops fucking me is the day we start having problems.

                    Im just a squirrel tryna get a nut, ya know?

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                      #11
                      Marriage was a great idea 2500 years ago.

                      I am (as Tom Robins said) a "Serial Monogamist" and this one and I are about done.

                      I figure I will trade in this 50 year old on 2 25 year olds.

                      Maybe someone near my kids age can keep up with me.

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                          Originally posted by B Randon View Post
                          heck i got married at 20 and now 28, had my first child when was 21 and second when i was 22. but dont have to worry about being married to long. been divorced for about a year now. ex walked out 3 years ago on us. making her pay child support :D

                          Child Support... haha

                          The Womens want equal treatment.... give it to em.


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                            #14
                            Originally posted by StereoInstaller1 View Post
                            Maybe someone near my kids age can keep up with me.
                            Where do I apply?
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by StereoInstaller1 View Post
                              Marriage was a great idea 2500 years ago.

                              I am (as Tom Robins said) a "Serial Monogamist" and this one and I are about done.

                              I figure I will trade in this 50 year old on 2 25 year olds.

                              Maybe someone near my kids age can keep up with me.
                              Originally posted by kinvodA View Post
                              Where do I apply?

                              LOL sounds


                              Not judging by the way....


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