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  • Wh33lhop
    R3V OG
    • Feb 2009
    • 11705

    #16
    Originally posted by StereoInstaller1
    Marriage was a great idea 2500 years ago.

    I am (as Tom Robins said) a "Serial Monogamist" and this one and I are about done.

    I figure I will trade in this 50 year old on 2 25 year olds.

    Maybe someone near my kids age can keep up with me.
    Luke... you cereal? I got the impression you guys were in it for the (very) long haul.
    paint sucks

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    • mikeedler
      R3V OG
      • Feb 2004
      • 6707

      #17
      damn, and I was thinking was a German women thing!!!!! I tell the young guys at work I trade sex for parts.

      Its a sad life!!

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      • mr.vang
        R3V Elite
        • May 2010
        • 4371

        #18
        there is 3 rings when it comes to getting married, 1st ring is the engagement ring, 2nd is wedding ring and 3rd is the "suffering"
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        • IRON-E
          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
          • Dec 2007
          • 16548

          #19
          RC Wells has it right on though. No ring = waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles all the time, marriage = lots of fapping and that makes sidedish waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles even more appealing .
          @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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          • Dozyproductions
            R3V Elite
            • Jan 2007
            • 4682

            #20
            asking the married guys here then. Do you're womens hide the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles from you or does it just get boring with the same person over and over?

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            • mr.vang
              R3V Elite
              • May 2010
              • 4371

              #21
              Originally posted by Dozyproductions
              it just get boring with the same person over and over?
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              • Dozyproductions
                R3V Elite
                • Jan 2007
                • 4682

                #22
                thats horrible.

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                • mrsleeve
                  I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 16385

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Dozyproductions
                  asking the married guys here then. Do you're womens hide the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles from you or does it just get boring with the same person over and over?
                  Not married, but have been with the same great girl long enough to be working on our 12th year.

                  Hide it NO,

                  Boring No not really, sometimes it just becomes the good ol stand by stuff that works every time. We are both fairly wild and we still find new ways of doing things, hell thats the most of all
                  Originally posted by Fusion
                  If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                  The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                  The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                  Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                  William Pitt-

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                  • joshh
                    R3V OG
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 6195

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Dozyproductions
                    asking the married guys here then. Do you're womens hide the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles from you or does it just get boring with the same person over and over?


                    That's a loaded question (in more ways than one). If you're like me and never cheat, you have a great time when you do get some. But the boredom is in turn really frustration.
                    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                    "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

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                    • mr.vang
                      R3V Elite
                      • May 2010
                      • 4371

                      #25
                      why does it matter who you have sex with or how big/tight whatever it is? at the end, its always the same feeling. you cum...
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                      • Raxe
                        R3V Elite
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 5346

                        #26
                        Originally posted by mr.vang
                        why does it matter who you have sex with or how big/tight whatever it is? at the end, its always the same feeling. you cum...

                        >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                        • mrsleeve
                          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 16385

                          #27
                          Originally posted by mr.vang
                          why does it matter who you have sex with or how big/tight whatever it is? at the end, its always the same feeling. you cum...
                          are you 12?????
                          Originally posted by Fusion
                          If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                          The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                          The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                          Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                          William Pitt-

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                          • gwb72tii
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 3864

                            #28
                            if you put a marble in a glass jar for every time you have sex in your first year of marriage,

                            and you take one out every time you have sex (with your wife) after year one,

                            you will never empty the jar

                            that said, it just gets better as time goes on. frequency can cause boredom.

                            at least that's my excuse ha ha ha
                            “There is nothing government can give you that it hasn’t taken from you in the first place”
                            Sir Winston Churchill

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                            • ldsbeaker
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 3098

                              #29
                              Just celebrated 10 years.
                              We're still having fun.
                              Slicktop City!

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                              • Fusion
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 3658

                                #30

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