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the one where you retrive a sample an taste or the one where she tastes the sample ???
Finger sniff test is first really. Only in the instance that said box passes the sniff test does the taste test occur. And of course you cant let her notice that you're doing this.
Heres to the hole that never heals, the more you rub it the better it feels, all the water between heaven and hell will never wash away that fishy smell.... uh uh uh uhhhh DONT fuck her brains out!!
HHAHAHAHAHAHHA. It totally came natural to read that in a Isaac Hayes voice!
hahaha A toast for you guys.... Heres to the hole that never heals, the more you rub it the better it feels, all the water between heaven and hell will never wash away that fishy smell.... uh uh uh uhhhh DONT fuck her brains out!!
however, if said flavorful cooter is paired with a fat sweaty heffer, well then end thread.
fucking classic
Originally posted by chadthestampede
Proper etiquette calls for pairing it with mashed potatoes and a robust brown ale.
tears
Originally posted by ForcedFirebird
Smalls like cologne, leave it alone, smalls like fish, sure is a dish.
Fish, i have never got the whole fish thing, if i came across one that seriously did smell of fish (fucking gagging) i would consider jumping the fence - momentarily
Originally posted by !kid
have you guys ever run into...
it taste better than it smells
or
smells better than it taste?
lol, of course
Originally posted by Massimo
LOL this could be taken as a cooking thread.
Too many cooks spoil the broth lol
Originally posted by HarryPotter
right... cause if a girl said your cums fucking nasty and stuck her cum covered fingers in your mouth you'd just gobble it up right? Why should a girl be forced to taste her own vag juices, that's kinda fucked up.
Come on, I would say from my experience 75% OR MORE LOVE THAT SHIT!!
Originally posted by Dj Buttchug
the problem is that its not suppose to smell or taste like beef stew.
more gold
Originally posted by chadthestampede
I'm having trouble figuring out the exact taste. Were there chunks?
If it was a r3v member, who would it be?
Blunt - Piquant aged delicatessen
FredK - Mildly spicy Asian wok-fried w/ gravy
Danny - Sweaty gym shorts bro-burger w/ gravy
Hick - Down home cracker barrel w/ gravy
mrsleeve - Montana bbq w/ gravy
Farbin - Fries, goat cheese, eggs and gravy
der affe - Sweaty shaft. With gravy.
That is the best by far, I could not breathe for a bit i was laughing so hard.
I was once warned about a snatch that smelled really really bad, like if you get below the breasts you could smell the most dank putrid thick stench that stained your nasal hairs.
As you do, I still had a crack and he was right, more than an inch below the breast and look the fuck out!
Sad bit was/is she is a superstar, super hot and a magnificent set of perky titties.
So I still fucked her but no way my mouth was going near that stench trench
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