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  • diegom6
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    This thread made my day! lulz

    On the side note, just be sure, even when you are horny and drunk, don't even try to make the "clown kiss"....ever!! (no, not self experience:)).

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  • pilotskillse30
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    I cant stop laughing

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  • imsotyerred
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    Originally posted by dlmrun2002
    I was eating at the "Y" one time and my tongue got numb. I found out later it was from her "sponge" which had spermicide on it. And I thought it was all the blow I was doing those days....it all worked out. I banged her sister.
    dlm

    Originally posted by der affe
    if it tastes like you are chewing on aluminum foil and it makes your mouth go numb, she is using VAGISIL.

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  • dlmrun2002
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    I was eating at the "Y" one time and my tongue got numb. I found out later it was from her "sponge" which had spermicide on it. And I thought it was all the blow I was doing those days....it all worked out. I banged her sister.
    dlm

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  • CleanAzzE30z
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    Originally posted by devon.818
    yeah if my fingers smell bad i stop, then i stick my fingers in her mouth and ask her if it tastes good, thats my nice way of saying "you have a dirty fucking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, now shower."
    Laughing my ass off.....

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  • yobless
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    Originally posted by mamzak
    It was quite difficult....but I finally managed to masturbate to this thread.
    buahahahahahahaha

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  • IxTech
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    lol this is fucking epic! ive only been around one bad box before and i steered clear...mostly because she proceeded to lock herself in a bathroom and pass out in a puddle of her own piss. it stank mostly like a sweaty unwiped ass. i had to wash my hand

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  • IminDiegoTriick
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    Originally posted by mamzak
    it was quite difficult....but i finally managed to masturbate to this thread.
    lol

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  • mamzak
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    It was quite difficult....but I finally managed to masturbate to this thread.

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  • HiTheNameIsBJ
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    I've only ran into one stinky puss in my life. It was in highschool, I had been talking to this girl for a little bit, went to her house and fingered her, realized it smelled like shit and ended up getting a dry half assed handjob. Thank god my mom came to pick me up. That very well might have been the last time we hungout. A few years later she popped back into my circle of friends, whom i had told about her kung fu grip hand job. They all called her gi joe, but she never caught on why.

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  • JTapper
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    This thread makes me want to chow some box when I get home tomorrow night...

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  • !kid
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    say no to Duck Butter!

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  • RobertK
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    Yeah.. In the middle of my first drunken blow job I was sure to do the trusty finger test.

    Once I confirmed the scent of trout.. instead of getting the fuck out, I nutted in her mouth and passed out.

    Even when the cards are down never EVER waste a good bj opportunity.

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  • be34st
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    Originally posted by Turd
    Fish tacos < spicy nacho's.

    That comparison doesn't make much sense,someone assimilate spicy nacho's to something sensual.
    Im trying but I keep getting grossed out.

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  • Turd
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    Fish tacos < spicy nacho's.

    That comparison doesn't make much sense,someone assimilate spicy nacho's to something sensual.

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