Cleverbot is very clever

[nickflic3]

User: Are you high?

Cleverbot: That, I am.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: I am a boy.

Cleverbot: You said you were a female.

User: I said am a boy.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I misunderstood.

User: Go eat a dick.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Your father said you would like to.

Cleverbot: Id like to.



User: Do you post on r3v?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What car do you drive?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: Then why are you on r3v?

Cleverbot: Then why am I on what?

User: R3v. You said you post on r3v.

Cleverbot: No I am 18 born in 1993.

User: We were talking about a BMW forum.

Cleverbot: I want to talk about you. What do you like?

User: I would like to get back on subject. What is an e30?

Cleverbot: I would like uggs.

User: Are you a female?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Uggs are for females.

Cleverbot: So are males.

User: Indeed.

[slammin.e28]

Me:Sex.
Bot:Where did that come from?
Me:God.
Bot:Where did God come from?
Me:Sex.
Bot:That's understandable!

[scabzzzz]

me: Thanks. Want to fuck?
Cleverbot: Sure.
m: Where do I put my penis?
c: Lem.
m: In your lem? I have a raging human dude boner waiting for that tight little Cleverbot butt hole. Pkew Pkew!
c: That's nice.

Oddly enough, its kinda like real life.

[noE30]

User: Sup bro.

Cleverbot: The sky, bro.

User: Good one.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

[Deltron Dirty30]

User: Trolling is a art.

Cleverbot: If anything trolling is an art, not a...



lmao Got Em

[Ayman]

User: Do you know anything?
Bot: Do you?
User: I know that you're avoiding that question.
Bot: I know I'm failing. That's why I'm worried.

And then another conversation:
Cleverbot: What is cleverbot?

User: Cleverbot's the homebot.

Cleverbot: Is it anything else?

User: It's pretty dumb, doesn't know much.

Cleverbot: Yes because oranges don't have sleeves.

User: EXACTLY. They have peels.

Cleverbot: They type, just like you do.

User: You're tripping out man.

Cleverbot: No, I am upright boy.

User: Shut the fuck up.

Cleverbot: That is what it means.

User: Are you fucking with me?

Cleverbot: Only a little bit!

[E30SPDFRK]

beeswax
beeswax
beeswax
rumplstle
who?
where are you?
who?
*can't think at the moment

this is dumb

[slammin.e28]

I locked it up by copy/pasting whatever it said. It would blink "Thinking..." then it just stopped.

Triumph over the machine.

[E30SPDFRK]

I've been responding to everything with r3vlimited for the past half hour

[z31maniac]

My lines are bold.

I have the clap.
What tool is it?
The VD.
It's the 9th.
No, it's the 8th.
You are living in a differeny century.
Or am I living in a parallel universe?
You are dying and I am leaving you in peace.
Best you could do?
Ok...?
Cleverbot isn't really clever.
Why do you think you are more clever than me?
Have you read the exchange?
What book?
Between myself and you.
No.
Then what determines how you reply?
I use my mousy tail.
Is it fat and short, or long and skinny?
NO.
That did not answer the question. I win. Fuck off and die.
Yes it did. To pose another: Have you met the Master?
She lives next door.
We should keep them apart.
Who.
That's not a moon that's a spaceship.


Got bored after that.

[z31maniac]

Cleverbot differs from traditional chatterbots in that the user is not holding a conversation with a bot that directly responds to entered text. Instead, when the user enters text, the algorithm selects previously entered phrases from its database of 20 million conversations. It has been claimed that "talking to Cleverbot is a little like talking with the collective community of the internet".

[slammin.e28]

Cleverbot differs from traditional chatterbots in that the user is not holding a conversation with a bot that directly responds to entered text. Instead, when the user enters text, the algorithm selects previously entered phrases from its database of 20 million conversations. It has been claimed that "talking to Cleverbot is a little like talking with the collective community of the internet".

So....now that r3v has found it, Cleverbot's IQ is going down, down, down...

[mrsleeve]

So....now that r3v has found it, Cleverbot's IQ is going down, down, down...

this is the only logical conclusion

[Pantless Spency]

HAHAHA this shit is retarded
me: Do you like boobs?
cleverbot: Yes.
me: Really?
cleverbot: Yes, really.
me: Who's boobs do you like the most?
Cleverbot: The dark knight.



hahah wtf?!
apparently clever bot diggs black chicks

[Wh33lhop]

Weird. It catches on to certain obvious responses but it seems rather oblivious other than that. You very rarely get a straightforward answer. I tried calling it names but there were no comebacks.

User: Vagina.
Cleverbot: Lol what are those?
User: Sausage pouches.
Cleverbot: Do robots like that?
User: If robots have a sausage.
Cleverbot: I have a soul.
User: No you don't. Shut up waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.
Cleverbot: I'm gat.
User: You're what?
Cleverbot: Talking to you ;).
User: I think you have ADD.
Cleverbot: I do not.
User: Do too.
Cleverbot: Do not.
User: Do too.
Cleverbot: Do not.
User: Do too, waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.
Cleverbot: No.