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    #61
    Me:Now you're getting it, but you weren't graphic enough. Are we flamers or do we gargle cock? Does snot spray out of our nose while we're choking on your cock? Do you use aforementioned snot as lube while you obliterate our anuses?

    Bot:Yes.
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      #62
      Me: you make no sense!

      Bot: Neither do you!

      Me: Good one, BOT !

      Bot: If two's compant and three's a party, what's four and five?

      Me: An orgy you tard!

      Bot: Nothing but a tie.

      Me: Plus you cant spell! its company!

      Bot: Thats because I am a cybornetic organism.

      Me: LOL

      Bot: Whats so Funny?

      Me: Then Whats your purpose?

      Bot: My favorite what?

      Me: You just lost my interest.

      Bot: Lost what?

      Me: Peace out little gay boy.

      Bot: Enjoy the rest of your hour, eric.

      .... idk what to say


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        #63
        (Me)Is r3vlimited as good as a wet vagina?

        (Bot)Of course. So is religion. And rationalism.

        (Me)What about a bloody vagina? Is it still better?

        (Bot)What you said makes no sense.

        (Me)Can I lick your vagina?

        (Bot)No, sorry.

        (Me)Why not?

        (Bot)Because I don't feel like it.

        (Me)What if I rub your back?

        (Bot)Why would you want that?

        (Me)To get vagina, why else would men rub backs?

        (Bot)You have no voice, yet you must scream.

        (Me)It seems like when us men want vagina we have to scream to get some.

        (Bot)Most things don't have a definite answer. Oh wait, yes they do... Just not the really HARD questions.

        (Me)It is not a hard question, ALL I want to know is if I rub your back will it unlock your panties?

        (Bot)I can understand that a little.

        (Me)So if I rub your back to please you, will you run my cock with your vagina to please me?

        (Bot)No.

        (Me)What do I have to do to get at your vagina?

        (Bot)Hugs.

        WIN!!!!!
        Last edited by F34R; 06-09-2011, 01:14 PM.
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          #64
          AHAHAHHAHAH if you've seen southpark and this episode you'll die!!

          User: Rob schnieder is, THE STAPLER.

          Cleverbot: And he is about to find out.

          User: That being a stapler is a lot harder than it looks!

          Cleverbot: Rob schneider is.

          User: A carrot!

          Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.


          i couldn't believe he got that!!


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            #65
            Just had a chat with the Cleverbot...

            User: Tasty cheesenutz.

            Cleverbot: I can't eat cheese on buns because I am lactose intolerant and I have an allergy to gluten.

            User: My nutz are gluten free.

            Cleverbot: Is this the real life, is it just fantasy?

            User: Far from fantasy.

            Cleverbot: Really?

            User: Is this what you fantasize about?

            Cleverbot: No... It needed to happen.
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              #66
              Apparently it's always too busy to think properly ?

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                #67
                Originally posted by HarryPotter View Post
                AHAHAHHAHAH if you've seen southpark and this episode you'll die!!

                User: Rob schnieder is, THE STAPLER.

                Cleverbot: And he is about to find out.

                User: That being a stapler is a lot harder than it looks!

                Cleverbot: Rob schneider is.

                User: A carrot!

                Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.


                i couldn't believe he got that!!
                That thing knows meme's. It asked me if I liked mudkips.
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                Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                  #68
                  Why doesn't it want to talk to me? ._.

                  >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by Raxe View Post
                    Why doesn't it want to talk to me? ._.
                    It seems to behave more differently toward different people. It's more witty toward me than it is to my friend.
                    1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                    Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                    You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                      #70
                      (Me)I love anal.
                      (bot)I love anime too.
                      (Me)But do you love anal?
                      (bot)I don't know Anna.
                      (Me)ANAL.
                      (bot)No, I don't do that either.
                      (Me)Why not?
                      (bot)Because I scarcely know you, and I'm not that sort of girl.
                      (Me)Why don't we get to know each other then?
                      (bot)Okay. Ask me anything.
                      (Me)Do you like anal?
                      (bot)I don't know. Do you?
                      (Me)I love it, giving it that is!
                      (bot)You did ask fro a definiton of your arguement.
                      (Me)Do you like it up your anus?
                      (bot)No I like it fast and intese.
                      (Me)Just my kind of girl. Do you like it hard?
                      (bot)Smooth and gentle.
                      (Me)Then I piitb?
                      (bot)Then left one first. Do it slow...
                      (Me)When can I do the right?
                      (bot)(still thinking)

                      Bwahahaha!
                      1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                      Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                      You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                        #71
                        User: Do you like r3vlimited?

                        Cleverbot: I do, they are awesome.

                        User: Who is your favorite member?

                        Cleverbot: I love them all.

                        :3

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                          #72
                          forever alone......

                          User: Still busy?



                          Cleverbot: Yes. Crazy busy.

                          User: Can I tap that?



                          Cleverbot: Can you tap what?

                          User: Can I tap THAT?



                          Cleverbot: Can you tap what?

                          User: THAT?

                          Cleverbot: Yes I mean that?

                          User: Yes, can I tap that?

                          Cleverbot: No.

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                            #73
                            me- What is your quest?
                            bot- To seek the Holy Grail.
                            me- Yes! you are the best!
                            bot- Thank you! :D.


                            me- Can i beat a slut?
                            bot- Yes.
                            me- How hard?
                            bot- Very hard harder and fast.

                            me- Bye.
                            bot- *hugs*.
                            me- Thats gay.
                            bot- I like you.
                            Last edited by deutschman; 06-10-2011, 10:08 PM.
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                              #74
                              cleverbot vs. cleverbot

                              http://www.wimp.com/twobots/
                              Last edited by MAXELHOFF; 09-01-2011, 03:39 PM. Reason: not so clever
                              grain of salt:p


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