So I met this girl at a bar...

[Dozyproductions]

My wife is batshit crazy, but still awesome.

All women are crazy, it's just what brand of crazy.

words of a wise man.

[z31maniac]

She'll either be absolutely batshit crazy (but you won't know that for a few months) or end up being your wife.

My wife is batshit crazy, but still awesome.

All women are crazy, it's just what brand of crazy.

[Wh33lhop]

R3v has spoken.

[be34st]

She'll either be absolutely batshit crazy (but you won't know that for a few months) or end up being your wife.

^what I was thinking.

Girls that are into cars and shit like that make me CHUB.

That pic of the cum stain on your bed made me disrupt my workplace with howling laughter.

I would rain baby gravy all over her. Keep her around.

[Desaevious]

She'll either be absolutely batshit crazy (but you won't know that for a few months) or end up being your wife.

[learningcurve86]

I may start crying.


you didn't mention tattoos. i hate you so much

[priapism]

Go get a ring. Strong work, son.

[Deltron Dirty30]

^ hard to please much? I don't wanna get banned for pron!

twas a joke my friend.

wife dat girl up and delete this thread after you do.

[phreshkid]

All this e30 stuff finally paid off for you my internet friend. Now go, be merry.

[Dj Buttchug]

need shots of face but yes pretty sure you should put a ring on that shit

[zxert]

You have an E30, therefore you deserve her. Go my son!

[slammin.e28]

This is probably the only thread in months that has promised something and actually delivered.

Props, props.

[Brandon12V]

lame I was expecting the pictures of her with your babies splattered on her stomach.

^ hard to please much? I don't wanna get banned for pron!

[Wh33lhop]

her phone sucks but feel free to thank me you fuckers. Luckily, this sub forum can't be viewed unless you're a member. otherwise she would probably castrate me, lol.

Marry her.

[Kershaw]

win