I watched one of the worst movies ever made last night.....

[imsotyerred]

The Human Centipede is another we tried to watch the other night.

It's the crazy scientist that grafts people ass-to-mouth, I fell asleep just as he was getting them all ready for their operations, the wife watched the rest and said it was terrible/mesmerizing at the same time. She couldn't believe someone actually put that on screen, so she saw it through to the end.

we're talking about movies that are poorly written and/or acted, Human centipede was the Casablanca of this era.

really though, it's worth one watch through. The doctor dude was fucking mad and completely blew away the other actors.

[BigD]

I love terrible movies

See I think there's a difference between a movie that's just really bad due to bad acting, low production values and no story, and a movie that takes itself incredibly seriously, gets epic critical acclaim but it's really just a pile of dogshit.

Any Given Sunday, The Fast and the Furious, Driven etc, get really bad reviews but I couldn't care less, I love them. Hell I've seen FnF so many times I could recite/reenact the whole thing like a star wars loser.

I tried watching A Clockwork Orange and I almost threw my remote at the TV, it was so frustratingly boring and pointless. The only reason I didn't were the tits at the end, which calmed me down some. What a fucking waste of time! Completely pointless movie that it so full of shit that it must confuse people into thinking it's ultra clever and artful. I couldn't even make it through Citizen Kane. Half way through I opened Wikipedia and read the plot summary. I tried to watch Blair Witch Project in theater due to the hype, I walked out of the theater. That's about the time I stopped caring what anyone thinks about movies and use my own instincts to decide if it's worth a shot or not.

[alpinweiB]

Visioneers

wow someone else has actually seen this? as terrible as it is, i'm not sure it's worse than "Drive Angry". Nicholas Cage just won't give up

[SoEm0]

Dude I forgot about Blair Witch. Man I waited to rent that movie. It was so boring that to pass the time my gf at the time started giving me head. That was the only good part of the movie.

[bmwm42]

Dude I forgot about Blair Witch. Man I waited to rent that movie. It was so boring that to pass the time my gf at the time started giving me head. That was the only good part of the movie.

What was bouncing more her head or the camera bahahaha

[RobertK]

I still can't stand Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. It's like a horrible, horrible slow motion nightmare. So incredibly frustrating to watch.

How can put this without incriminating myself?

You're watching it in the wrong state of mind. Should you attempt to watch it in the correct state of mind you will find it to be an awesome film.

[leothedrummer]

OP- 200MPH worst movie I've ever attempted to watch, didn't even get into it more than 15 min. and I usually enjoy making fun of F&F type movies.

This. Anything by The Asylum. Alien Vs Hunter....I didn't make it ten minutes through that one.

Also we can't forget one of the classics: Plan 9 From Outer Space

[dkbmxer002]

Recently, definitely 200 mph. Cgi car crashes lol

hhahahahahaha i watched up till that pile of shit 370z or whatever wrecked and couldn't take anymore. it was so bad, i expected it to be though anyway.

[z31maniac]

Tried to get the wife to watch another classic terrible movie last night:

Attack of the Killer Clowns from Outer Space

Only made it about halfway through before the wife couldn't take it anymore. Great/horrible kitschy film.

[Turf1600]

"Raise your voice" was probably the worst movie I've ever seen.

[CaptCanada]

Odd that no one has said house of wax. I have two very low budget movies at my house, but I their names but they are very lame. Plot for one of them is a murdering postman in a small town. Not even sure if you could get them in the states. The truely cheesymovies never get picked by distributers, so they gotta sell the movies in contries where they don't speak English.

[Fusion]

Peep World

Saw it last night, pretty good actors, horrible plot.
Not the worst, but damn, that was weak!

[klynsma76]

odd nobodies mentioned starship troopers 2....... the blinking lights on the ends of the guns had me


but seriously.:loco:

[aaron325ix]

See I think there's a difference between a movie that's just really bad due to bad acting, low production values and no story, and a movie that takes itself incredibly seriously, gets epic critical acclaim but it's really just a pile of dogshit.

Any Given Sunday, The Fast and the Furious, Driven etc, get really bad reviews but I couldn't care less, I love them. Hell I've seen FnF so many times I could recite/reenact the whole thing like a star wars loser.

I tried watching A Clockwork Orange and I almost threw my remote at the TV, it was so frustratingly boring and pointless. The only reason I didn't were the tits at the end, which calmed me down some. What a fucking waste of time! Completely pointless movie that it so full of shit that it must confuse people into thinking it's ultra clever and artful. I couldn't even make it through Citizen Kane. Half way through I opened Wikipedia and read the plot summary. I tried to watch Blair Witch Project in theater due to the hype, I walked out of the theater. That's about the time I stopped caring what anyone thinks about movies and use my own instincts to decide if it's worth a shot or not.

I didnt know that canada was bizzaro world where everything is backwards. :p

[xxlbimmer]

Starship Troopers 1 had Denise Richards showering, so, 2 can get a bit of a break. Though I have not seen it!!