It's my last day at work, give me ideas for a spectacular exit!

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  • z31maniac
    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
    • Dec 2007
    • 17566

    #1

    It's my last day at work, give me ideas for a spectacular exit!

    Taking Tequila shots at lunch, before coming back for my exit interview with HR is currently at the top of the list.

    GO!
    Need parts now? Need them cheap? steve@blunttech.com
    Chief Sales Officer, Midwest Division—Blunt Tech Industries

    www.gutenparts.com
    One stop shopping for NEW, USED and EURO PARTS!

  • abefroman
    Wrencher
    • Dec 2009
    • 250

    #2
    What do you do?

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    • nomansland92
      E30 Mastermind
      • Aug 2010
      • 1657

      #3
      Bust a sweet ass donut in the park lot when everyone is leaving haha
      Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

      IX being restored here

      Ix turbo build here

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      • slammin.e28
        שמע ישראל
        • May 2010
        • 12054

        #4
        Drop a deuce in a paper bag and hide it somewhere, preferably near a HVAC intake vent.
        1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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        • mrsleeve
          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
          • Mar 2005
          • 16386

          #5
          Pinch one off on the bosses desk

          or mark you territory and piss on the office ficus
          Originally posted by Fusion
          If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
          The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


          The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

          Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
          William Pitt-

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          • NKRoberts
            E30 Modder
            • Aug 2010
            • 909

            #6
            Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
            Drop a deuce in a paper bag and hide it somewhere, preferably near a HVAC intake vent.
            I have to vote for this

            Vinyl Lettering

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            • slammin.e28
              שמע ישראל
              • May 2010
              • 12054

              #7
              Another one a friend did was to take a dump in a box and have it transferred from one store location to another.
              1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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              • Fusion
                No R3VLimiter
                • Nov 2009
                • 3658

                #8
                What would Dwight Shrute do?

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                • Sagaris
                  R3VLimited
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 2243

                  #9
                  Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                  Swap an M20 into their car and they will hate life SOOOO bad!!!

                  fixed :-P

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                  • dj01540i6sp
                    Grease Monkey
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 349

                    #10
                    Thank Them! Do not burn the bridge no matter what. GL

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                    • NKRoberts
                      E30 Modder
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 909

                      #11
                      Originally posted by dj01540i6sp
                      Thank Them! Do not burn the bridge no matter what. GL
                      those kind of thoughts have no place on r3v

                      Vinyl Lettering

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                      • slammin.e28
                        שמע ישראל
                        • May 2010
                        • 12054

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Sagaris
                        fixed :-P
                        Somebody knows me all to well.......
                        1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                        • SoEm0
                          E30 Addict
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 449

                          #13
                          Originally posted by abefroman
                          What do you do?
                          This. Knowing what kind of work will allow us to talor good going out pranks.
                          CCW- when every second counts... The police are just minutes away!

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                          • z31maniac
                            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 17566

                            #14
                            I'm a Tech Writer for an Engineering/Defense company.
                            Need parts now? Need them cheap? steve@blunttech.com
                            Chief Sales Officer, Midwest Division—Blunt Tech Industries

                            www.gutenparts.com
                            One stop shopping for NEW, USED and EURO PARTS!

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                            • InuFaye
                              R3VLimited
                              • May 2010
                              • 2221

                              #15
                              i vote for fucking your bosses wife on his desk.
                              1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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