It's my last day at work, give me ideas for a spectacular exit!

[slammin.e28]

True story, I drew dicks on the walls in the produce dept when I quit.

I still do when I go in there.

Everyone knows it's me.

They just put up with it 'cause I run that bitch.

[Joe G]

Give everybody shots, and try to do body shots off the office hottie.

[z31maniac]

Wait.... Did you quit or get laid off? That sounds like decent job, all in all.

DO NOT burn bridges. You can't believe how many former employees have asked me for "their old job back" lately. I was very glad to rehire one after a failed Army attempt.

Jay

Quit. Moving on to greener pastures. The fact I no longer have to deal with gov't/Navy makes me estactic.

Take the whole department out for drinks and dinner, then drop it on the company CC?

They already took back my AMEX. :(

Shake people's hands and tell them how much of a pleasure it was working with them. That'll show 'em.

Congrats!

Hehehe, I did just that. Sitting at home now. Going to enjoy the next few days off before I start at the new place on Monday.

[Good & Tight]

Quit. Moving on to greener pastures. The fact I no longer have to deal with gov't/Navy makes me estactic.



They already took back my AMEX. :(



Hehehe, I did just that. Sitting at home now. Going to enjoy the next few days off before I start at the new place on Monday.

Congrats on that, time to move on.
I'm in the same position now, gave my 3 weeks notice after 15 years. Going on a crusie then starting the new gig the week after.

[DuMa]

Upper Decker. Every toilet.

most office bathrooms are units without the toilet reservoirs

[LJ851]

True story, I drew dicks on the walls in the produce dept... 'cause I run that bitch.

Respectfully, this explains a lot slammin'.


OP, good luck at your new job. Same to Otis as well.

[AbeSonic]

Write "Eat waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles" on the side of the building... ;)

[ZM Blue Devil]

take the goldfish and yell out loud "who is coming with me?"

[Farbin Kaiber]

most office bathrooms are units without the toilet reservoirs

I know, it was a joke, I know he wasn't gonna do anything, and it had not yet been covered.

[blunttech]

I would stand up during the exit interview and shit myself with an agonizing grimace on my face and then walk out bowlegged

[MeanM50]

When I left CarToys I wanted to slap a huge dildo on the wall in one of the sound rooms with a 'Free Install' tag on it...never did...