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    #16
    Jerry Maguire scene. Do it.
    turk@gutenparts.com

    Originally posted by Janderson
    Properly placed zip ties will hold bridges together.

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      #17
      you complete me?

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        #18
        Originally posted by sagaris View Post
        you complete me?
        <3 ;)
        1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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          #19
          Never want to use them for a reference in the future?
          Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


          Originally posted by der affe
          first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

          if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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            #20
            Upper Decker. Every toilet.

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              #21
              Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
              Upper Decker. Every toilet.
              I've been meaning to do that to someone this week. I donno who yet....but time will tell.
              1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                #22
                Go Milton on the joint, burn that fucker to ground!

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                  #23
                  I vote Office Space. Take the printer out as you're leaving along with a baseball bat and smash it to pieces in the parking lot as you're screaming "LET'S BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER TO THE GROUND!"
                  '72 2002 | '88 M5 | '89 330is | '89 M3 | '95 911 | '02 M5 | '04 RR HSE

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                    #24
                    start crying in the exit interview, go on about how much you loved working there but can't do it anymore because such and such is making homosexual passes at you and you just can't take it anymore. Ever since your brother contract the "Homo conversion Disease" you just can't be put at risk of this gentleman turning you to their team.

                    no matter how cool they always dress
                    I can run Auto Checks on VINs for tips/donations:
                    PM me VIN(s) and I'll get you ALL the public recorded info that I have available.
                    paypal as gift to Mike@benzinkrieg.com

                    Information/Request sticky thread for Vehicle History Reports
                    http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=216119

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                      #25
                      No, I wouldn't actually do anything stupid. Never want to burn bridges, and my VP has told me I haven't by leaving.


                      I just wanted to see what you guys could come up with.

                      Getting ready to go into the interview now....
                      Need parts now? Need them cheap? steve@blunttech.com
                      Chief Sales Officer, Midwest Division—Blunt Tech Industries

                      www.gutenparts.com
                      One stop shopping for NEW, USED and EURO PARTS!

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by NKRoberts View Post
                        I have to vote for this
                        I was going to say hide it in your boss' computer, or just do it on his/her desk, but I like this idea too.

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by z31maniac View Post
                          No, I wouldn't actually do anything stupid. Never want to burn bridges, and my VP has told me I haven't by leaving.

                          Wait.... Did you quit or get laid off? That sounds like decent job, all in all.

                          DO NOT burn bridges. You can't believe how many former employees have asked me for "their old job back" lately. I was very glad to rehire one after a failed Army attempt.

                          Jay
                          Last edited by Hellabad; 08-09-2011, 12:14 PM.
                          Here is my photo gallery answering common questions about Ground Control Suspension, and e30 suspension problems in general.
                          Ground Control Gallery

                          The Ground Control facebook page: Dragged, kicking and screaming into social media to see what happens next.
                          Ground Control facebook page

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                            #28
                            Take the whole department out for drinks and dinner, then drop it on the company CC?

                            Closing SOON!
                            "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

                            Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

                            Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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                              #29
                              Shake people's hands and tell them how much of a pleasure it was working with them. That'll show 'em.

                              Congrats!
                              paint sucks

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                                #30
                                jerk off in the copier.
                                pull a blunt and draw dicks EVERYWHERE
                                poo in the urinal
                                leave while drinking straight outa the bottle rapping "shorty gonna be a thug"

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