The official funny text message thread

[Joe G]

Figured I'd start this thread so we can all share our funny texts.

I got this one yesterday from a chick I slept with on Sunday night...

"Mmmmm, I can't get you outta my mind! Your delicious you Lil island treasure!"

I think it's a funniest text I've gotten in a while.

[N2MYE30]

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=145944&highlight=text+girl

Plenty of laughs here^^^

[5spoke]

Hey everyone this guy has sex with women!

[slammin.e28]

If I were to post, I'd dominate this thread like Bsaint did to the pictures thread.

[LJ851]

If I were to post, I'd dominate this thread like Bsaint did to the pictures thread.

Well? I invite you.

[devon.818]

just sent a few "can i tap that" texts to my ex's....lol that should be fun

[slammin.e28]

Well? I invite you.

I'll let'em build. Just cleared my inbox.

[4bangerfury]

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

[Gooch]

Tough crowd.

[CorvallisBMW]

From KenC:

"Do you have any lube for the tranny shaft?"

[e34john]

Not hilarious but funny when I read it.

[bloodshot-e30]

^^ lol

[IminDiegoTriick]

[5Toes]

^ ha

[Jand3rson]

From a friend of mine about a month ago...

Matt: I just left a strip club called Casa Diablo where I saw something I've never seen before. This chick was rocking a rather large rhinestone butt plug.

Matt: I really don't know what to think about it. I'm between fucking awesome and what the fuck.

Me: I don't know how I feel about that at all.