R3v... I invite you to help me out.

[TurboJake]

Long story short. I have extremely inconsiderate upstairs neighbors. I have tried talking to them. I have tried the landlords. Etc. etc. They've been up there for 6 months. I've dealt with this for far too long.

If you say move, Fuck you I'm looking.. I'm on a limited budget, and this place has a garage for me.

They have recently purchased a downward firing powered subwoofer. No bueno.

I was debating on picking up some liquid ass and squirting it through their door. But right on the other side of it is hardwood. So it will pool up and be fairly easily discovered.

They have no basement key. which is where the circuit breaker is. I WAS going to use a radio controlled socket to do a dead short. But that killed it and made a fun smokey mess. Now I guess I have to go analog. Drill hole in floor and feed a string to basement. Use a twisty tie on the breaker. Come back into apartment, Yank string. Pull it up.

So, to prevent this from being a massive thesis. What's your best advice to get at em. I'm a patient person, and I've been patient enough. Revenge it is. Slow painful revenge.

Here's a little sample of what I have to deal with...
(Wrong video uploaded. Fix uno momento)

[Brandon12V]

Throw parties. Relentless, sex-filled, wall shaking parties.

Do you have sound ordinance?

[TurboJake]

Yes. But the cops fail to do anything. They require 3 calls in one night to issue a ticket. I'm not going to waste their time for such menial shit when It will take forever for anything to come of it, and in the process become "That guy"

Parties? That's what they do.....
Wrestling. Fucking. Banging. Blaring. Until 4-5 in the morning...
(You know the shit we all used to do in a house, and not an apartment)

[Nick_08]

Hell yea, go buy a nice sub and pound all day long.

[euroshark]

I like the liquid ass idea myself.

[TurboJake]

I have had a powered sub for eons now. But it won't do shit. Theirs is downward firing. Mines side firing. All it will do is make my apartment loud, and not theirs.

Here ya go. Small tidbit. Obviously my phone cant hear as well as I do. And you can hear them screaming through their door, down the stairs, and through mine...

[downernsp]

Not sure about your comment, fuck you, your an angry person maybe you should deal with your own issue than all else will be good. I don't let anyone bother me no matter what the deal is not worth it sir.

[Brandon12V]

^ . <Use it.... more often.

[poopin04]

hmmmm....I say smear Vaseline all over their door knob so it takes awhile for them to reenter the apartment. Thats just for starters, then if they have a door mat, rub dog shyte all over it. After that def. break out the liquid ass. Uwww, you could break a key in their lock too, so they can't reenter for awhile also.

Your welcome in advance.

[bimmerteck]

I would probably mount tactile transducers to the studs and run them from a separate amp feeding only vibration into their floors. It doesn't sound like much but the vibration gets old fast and annoys. Don't run them other than very intermittently in the middle of the night. (use a timer) :)

I learned this trick after one of my old employers clients used to leave the dvd player running. (he thought the preamp turned off everything when it really only killed power to the main audio amp and projector) Apparently about every 3 hours on random nights of the week his wife would wake from a dead sleep claiming that she was hearing trains passing or something. We eventually figured out that the DVD player was auto playing whatever movie was in it after so many min on the menu, and when bass heavy scenes would play the amp for the transducers solidly mounted in the risers of the home theater would turn on and "shake" the theater. She was feeling it nearly 100 feet away and 2 floors up!

[kcoelhoe30]

hmmmm....I say smear Vaseline all over their door knob so it takes awhile for them to reenter the apartment. Thats just for starters, then if they have a door mat, rub dog shyte all over it. After that def. break out the liquid ass. Uwww, you could break a key in their lock too, so they can't reenter for awhile also.

Your welcome in advance.

your the man and yo check out jerseys-e30s.webs.com if your from, ny or nj u can post your e30 in the photo gallery and they have a vote for e30 of the week and you get an i love my e30 t-shirt

[TurboJake]

Not sure about your comment, fuck you, your an angry person maybe you should deal with your own issue than all else will be good. I don't let anyone bother me no matter what the deal is not worth it sir.

This kinda makes me a giggle a little bit. Nothing against you at all. I'm probably one of the most laid back people you'd ever meet. IDAF about most things. Wanna be loud? Sure. Just be considerate about it. Wanna have a party? Sure, do it on a weekend. Do it for the WHOLE weekend. The Every day, all day, all night, and being so blatantly inconsiderate is what gets me.

So let me clear it up a little bit with a little list of things they do/did. Only the most poignant ones because the rest are just little BS things that I don't really care about, but do technically violate the lease and laws.

Left trash behind the house for 3 weeks while I was gone. Flies infested my nice clean apartment through the windows, and died everywhere. I had to vacuum for nearly a full day just to get rid of the fly carcasses. I've never had an insect problem for the 3 years I've been here. And then I found myself vacuuming dead flies out of my desktop...

Their entrance is a side door. Which is never closed unless I close it. Night, day, When it was still winter when they moved in it was never closed. That hallway is 3 of my walls, in 4 of 5 rooms of my house. Interior not being so insulated, costs me a great deal of money.

Consistently block me from parking in my own driveway (Which is two lanes and a good 100 feet long)

Blocked the access to my garage with a dead car from an ex-girlfriend. Which ended up getting sold to a person with no title and keys, and the ex-girlfriend tried to pin it on me because I strip down cars in the garage. I don't appreciate having to prove my innocence to the police because they're assholes to their ex's.

It isn't 2 people living upstairs. It's 6-7 on any given day. In a 2 bedroom apartment.

They lock themselves out? No matter. Kick the door in. Pretty loud thing to do when it's 4 a.m. and I have a test the next day.

Arguing? Throw plates at each other at 3 a.m. ALL of them. They go through dinnerware like I go through CF of air.

They're always peering into the E30's. So they're locked and have a motion activated webcam trained on them at all times. Parked in front of my garage.

I can keep going. But this is already tl;dr.

I would probably mount tactile transducers to the studs and run them from a separate amp feeding only vibration into their floors. It doesn't sound like much but the vibration gets old fast and annoys. Don't run them other than very intermittently in the middle of the night. (use a timer)

I WAS debating on using an old subwoofer as a mic, a comparitor, and a small amplifier to power a piezo to annoy them when they're too loud. But even I thought that was a bit... Cruel... Because I know I'd jack up the gain on the amp.

but I love the tactile transducer idea..... That's perfectly awesome, and pretty in cognito. Especially if I were to put them on their plumbing, rather than on the studs.

[Dj Buttchug]

fucking dj buttchug will come down there and fuck em all up. i got some tear gas from when my dad used to be in the swat?

can ship if nessessary :D

[Blackout]

Stet 1: Buy a bigger and badder down-firing subwoofer and mount it on your ceiling.
Step 2: Play hardcore techno at 3 am, every night. As loud as you can without disturbing other neighbors.

[Mlarsen]

^this.

I was kind of in the same boat. The guy that lives above me is ex military, probably mid 30's. Well, he likes to have hookers over on Tuesday's and Thursday's at around 2 in the morning. It's only Tuesdays and Thursdays. The broad is fucking LOUD. All I did was call him out one day at the mailbox. I got back from work the next day and there was a 6 pack of brew on my front porch. Turns out hes a pretty cool neighbor.