R3v... I invite you to help me out.

[TurboJake]

I'd probably love your neighbor. My last one was a paralegal that would hobble down to the bar and bring home random chicks every thursday and friday. Whenever we heard the creaking we'd start cheering/egging him on.

One time the gal thanked us. She didn't know she was into it. So we opened a whole new door for her.

Then he got fired and had to move back in with his parents. I miss him as a neighbor. He was cool shit. Funniest thing ever was hearing the bed completely disintegrate mid orgasm.

[Ryan Stewart]

Is murder an option? I mean, is it possible they could fall down stairs?

[Good & Tight]

Damn dude, this sounds pretty serious. They probably wont live there too long.

If you try to retaliate your problems will become worse.

The obvious is to kill them all or set their apartment on fire but that's just talk.
hang in there.

[nomansland92]

Stet 1: Buy a bigger and badder down-firing subwoofer and mount it on your ceiling.
Step 2: Play hardcore techno at 3 am, every night. As loud as you can without disturbing other neighbors.

^^^ Full of win

[red325]

throw human feces at their window

[z31maniac]

Cut-off his girlfriends head, put it in a box and pay the UPS guy $500 to deliver it out in the middle of nowhere?

[Ryan Stewart]

Cut-off his girlfriends head, put it in a box and pay the UPS guy $500 to deliver it out in the middle of nowhere?

I like the way this guy thinks.

[chadthestampede]

Move out of the ghetto.

[TurboJake]

Fun fact. I just took some of my aggression/anger out on the old lady.
Gave her a dutch oven. KFC and beer farts kicked in., it was pretty brutal.

I'm getting more and more tempted to dutch oven their entire apartment...

[Mercury[BKM]]

call the police when they have a party, report that someone tried to offer you Meth and watch the hammer come down hard...soooo very hard on that place

[Pantless Spency]

call the police when they have a party, report that someone tried to offer you Meth and watch the hammer come down hard...soooo very hard on that place

[Jparkr]

Tell your land lord they are dealing drugs. Make up some stories that would lead him to believe his property may be damaged. couple months and they will be gone. Sounds like they party too much to prepared for a landlord drop by anyways.

[mrsleeve]

When do these fucks sleep?? go out in the garage. Crank the fuck outta the tunes and put a zip tie on the trigger of your Air Drill and let that baby sing at about 8am while they are trying sleep off the party till 4am.

Start minor home renovations at about 7am, you know just start beating on shit with hammer.

Take up early morning black smithing conveniently while they are trying to sleep

supper glue in every lock they have

turn the water off to their appt.

turn just the hot water off to their appt.

Next time the have shit in your way have it towed.

DO they have a pet??? Call the ASPCA or the humane society or PETA on them those fuckers dont mess around when the life quality of an animal is at risk, if it was a person it would take weeks to get some one out there to harass them.

Have any cop friends ???? I bet they could make things more fun

[Mercury[BKM]]

police nationwide are taking the meth crackdown very seriously. You need to think this out very well before you do it, and describe someone that you may have seen on the street but was never actually there.

chances are the cops will hit that place with a warrant to search EEEVERYONE, the landlord will be woken up, If they find drugs especially meth, the land lord, the tennants and everyone else will be going to jail atleast over night for questioning.

[TurboJake]

Fun fact.
Meth is a HUGE problem here, as the town 30 min north of us is basically a giant meth lab. One exploding pretty much weekly.

But, the damage thing wouldn't need to be made up. I've taken pictures of the damage they've done in the hallway, and the kicked in door. And the landlords know about it.

Cop friends? I used to. He was the DARE officer for my grade/junior/high school.. Really chill guy. Knew him from kindergarten. He would come and party with us (Lots of high school classmates) when we all turned 21.

He shot himself..... Couldn't handle it. Whatever it was. We knew he did something, just not sure what.