R3v... I invite you to help me out.

[nomansland92]

Stet 1: Buy a bigger and badder down-firing subwoofer and mount it on your ceiling.
Step 2: Play hardcore techno at 3 am, every night. As loud as you can without disturbing other neighbors.

^^^ Full of win

[Good & Tight]

Damn dude, this sounds pretty serious. They probably wont live there too long.

If you try to retaliate your problems will become worse.

The obvious is to kill them all or set their apartment on fire but that's just talk.
hang in there.

[Ryan Stewart]

Is murder an option? I mean, is it possible they could fall down stairs?

[TurboJake]

I'd probably love your neighbor. My last one was a paralegal that would hobble down to the bar and bring home random chicks every thursday and friday. Whenever we heard the creaking we'd start cheering/egging him on.

One time the gal thanked us. She didn't know she was into it. So we opened a whole new door for her.

Then he got fired and had to move back in with his parents. I miss him as a neighbor. He was cool shit. Funniest thing ever was hearing the bed completely disintegrate mid orgasm.

[Mlarsen]

^this.

I was kind of in the same boat. The guy that lives above me is ex military, probably mid 30's. Well, he likes to have hookers over on Tuesday's and Thursday's at around 2 in the morning. It's only Tuesdays and Thursdays. The broad is fucking LOUD. All I did was call him out one day at the mailbox. I got back from work the next day and there was a 6 pack of brew on my front porch. Turns out hes a pretty cool neighbor.

[Blackout]

Stet 1: Buy a bigger and badder down-firing subwoofer and mount it on your ceiling.
Step 2: Play hardcore techno at 3 am, every night. As loud as you can without disturbing other neighbors.

[Dj Buttchug]

fucking dj buttchug will come down there and fuck em all up. i got some tear gas from when my dad used to be in the swat?

can ship if nessessary :D

[TurboJake]

Not sure about your comment, fuck you, your an angry person maybe you should deal with your own issue than all else will be good. I don't let anyone bother me no matter what the deal is not worth it sir.

This kinda makes me a giggle a little bit. Nothing against you at all. I'm probably one of the most laid back people you'd ever meet. IDAF about most things. Wanna be loud? Sure. Just be considerate about it. Wanna have a party? Sure, do it on a weekend. Do it for the WHOLE weekend. The Every day, all day, all night, and being so blatantly inconsiderate is what gets me.

So let me clear it up a little bit with a little list of things they do/did. Only the most poignant ones because the rest are just little BS things that I don't really care about, but do technically violate the lease and laws.

Left trash behind the house for 3 weeks while I was gone. Flies infested my nice clean apartment through the windows, and died everywhere. I had to vacuum for nearly a full day just to get rid of the fly carcasses. I've never had an insect problem for the 3 years I've been here. And then I found myself vacuuming dead flies out of my desktop...

Their entrance is a side door. Which is never closed unless I close it. Night, day, When it was still winter when they moved in it was never closed. That hallway is 3 of my walls, in 4 of 5 rooms of my house. Interior not being so insulated, costs me a great deal of money.

Consistently block me from parking in my own driveway (Which is two lanes and a good 100 feet long)

Blocked the access to my garage with a dead car from an ex-girlfriend. Which ended up getting sold to a person with no title and keys, and the ex-girlfriend tried to pin it on me because I strip down cars in the garage. I don't appreciate having to prove my innocence to the police because they're assholes to their ex's.

It isn't 2 people living upstairs. It's 6-7 on any given day. In a 2 bedroom apartment.

They lock themselves out? No matter. Kick the door in. Pretty loud thing to do when it's 4 a.m. and I have a test the next day.

Arguing? Throw plates at each other at 3 a.m. ALL of them. They go through dinnerware like I go through CF of air.

They're always peering into the E30's. So they're locked and have a motion activated webcam trained on them at all times. Parked in front of my garage.

I can keep going. But this is already tl;dr.

I would probably mount tactile transducers to the studs and run them from a separate amp feeding only vibration into their floors. It doesn't sound like much but the vibration gets old fast and annoys. Don't run them other than very intermittently in the middle of the night. (use a timer)

I WAS debating on using an old subwoofer as a mic, a comparitor, and a small amplifier to power a piezo to annoy them when they're too loud. But even I thought that was a bit... Cruel... Because I know I'd jack up the gain on the amp.

but I love the tactile transducer idea..... That's perfectly awesome, and pretty in cognito. Especially if I were to put them on their plumbing, rather than on the studs.

[kcoelhoe30]

hmmmm....I say smear Vaseline all over their door knob so it takes awhile for them to reenter the apartment. Thats just for starters, then if they have a door mat, rub dog shyte all over it. After that def. break out the liquid ass. Uwww, you could break a key in their lock too, so they can't reenter for awhile also.

Your welcome in advance.

your the man and yo check out jerseys-e30s.webs.com if your from, ny or nj u can post your e30 in the photo gallery and they have a vote for e30 of the week and you get an i love my e30 t-shirt

[bimmerteck]

I would probably mount tactile transducers to the studs and run them from a separate amp feeding only vibration into their floors. It doesn't sound like much but the vibration gets old fast and annoys. Don't run them other than very intermittently in the middle of the night. (use a timer) :)

I learned this trick after one of my old employers clients used to leave the dvd player running. (he thought the preamp turned off everything when it really only killed power to the main audio amp and projector) Apparently about every 3 hours on random nights of the week his wife would wake from a dead sleep claiming that she was hearing trains passing or something. We eventually figured out that the DVD player was auto playing whatever movie was in it after so many min on the menu, and when bass heavy scenes would play the amp for the transducers solidly mounted in the risers of the home theater would turn on and "shake" the theater. She was feeling it nearly 100 feet away and 2 floors up!

[poopin04]

hmmmm....I say smear Vaseline all over their door knob so it takes awhile for them to reenter the apartment. Thats just for starters, then if they have a door mat, rub dog shyte all over it. After that def. break out the liquid ass. Uwww, you could break a key in their lock too, so they can't reenter for awhile also.

Your welcome in advance.

[Brandon12V]

^ . <Use it.... more often.

[downernsp]

Not sure about your comment, fuck you, your an angry person maybe you should deal with your own issue than all else will be good. I don't let anyone bother me no matter what the deal is not worth it sir.

[TurboJake]

I have had a powered sub for eons now. But it won't do shit. Theirs is downward firing. Mines side firing. All it will do is make my apartment loud, and not theirs.

Here ya go. Small tidbit. Obviously my phone cant hear as well as I do. And you can hear them screaming through their door, down the stairs, and through mine...

[euroshark]

I like the liquid ass idea myself.