okay remember the cheese-stuffed crust back from about a decade ago? pizza hut thought they would change the world (or at least those of stoned out kids looking for a food fix). it didn't really take off but it did implant the thought of eating the pizza.. gasp.. backwards?
eating it backwards
+ crusty goodness first (bonus if cheese filled)
+ allows sauce and cheese to cool/coagulate so it doesnt burn your mouth or tear right off upon first bite
- requires turning and balancing the pizza in an awkward manner
- does not facilitate 'folding' or 'new york style' eating technique
- you don't like crust
eating it forwards
+ tip of pizza triangle allows for convenient initial entry (no homo)
+ don't have to eat the crust
+ don't look like an idiot
- sauce/cheese sometimes lava hot, and falls off onto your shirt or pants
- it's played out
pic related:

(or is it?)
eating it backwards
+ crusty goodness first (bonus if cheese filled)
+ allows sauce and cheese to cool/coagulate so it doesnt burn your mouth or tear right off upon first bite
- requires turning and balancing the pizza in an awkward manner
- does not facilitate 'folding' or 'new york style' eating technique
- you don't like crust
eating it forwards
+ tip of pizza triangle allows for convenient initial entry (no homo)
+ don't have to eat the crust
+ don't look like an idiot
- sauce/cheese sometimes lava hot, and falls off onto your shirt or pants
- it's played out
pic related:
(or is it?)
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