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  • slammin.e28
    שמע ישראל
    • May 2010
    • 12054

    #46
    Originally posted by Optimator
    I've crossed streams before, and though we laughed about it, the sound of the urine spattering on the peaty loam of the forest floor and the echoing laughter we shared reverberated in my head for days afterwards during a camping trip out to the remote Connecticut woods with my friend.
    Originally posted by Vtec?lol
    "You got a pretty mouth mouth boy!!!"
    1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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    • myinfernalbmw
      E30 Mastermind
      • May 2007
      • 1736

      #47
      Originally posted by Optimator
      While that is a glib aphorism, that could not be further from the truth. Anything above crossing streams could be construed as gay.
      But does committing a gay act make you gay? I mean you change your own oil you're not considered a mechanic, but you suck one dick and you're a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. How's that work?

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      • slammin.e28
        שמע ישראל
        • May 2010
        • 12054

        #48
        Originally posted by myinfernalbmw
        But does committing a gay act make you gay? I mean you change your own oil you're not considered a mechanic, but you suck one dick and you're a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. How's that work?
        ....it's only if other find out about it.

        People find out I change my own oil and suddenly I'm changing their oil.

        People find out you suck a dick, and suddenly you're over sucking their dick(s).
        1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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        • Conki
          E30 Fanatic
          • Mar 2009
          • 1254

          #49
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          Last edited by Conki; 07-08-2022, 06:54 PM.

          1992 BMW 525iT Calypso
          2011 Jeep Wrangler

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          • slammin.e28
            שמע ישראל
            • May 2010
            • 12054

            #50
            Originally posted by Conki
            I hate that shit. I'm the only one in my fraternity who's into cars so I'm the one who fixes everyone's cars.
            So now I just tell them I only know quarter century old BMWs, so they leave me alone.
            I pretty much told everyone off once I realized I wasn't making jack $$, and when I did try to charge they were all offended like I should be doing shit free 'cause I'm their "friend".

            You do that and you find out who your true friends are, IMO.
            1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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            • scabzzzz
              Estado de mierda de encargo
              • Jul 2007
              • 6870

              #51
              Any dude that is aggressively hetero is gay.

              period.

              F34R is definitely a little gay whether he admits it or not. OP is obviously not gay. But the subject matter in OP is gay. And so is that dude.

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              • Eecen
                E30 Fanatic
                • Jun 2010
                • 1235

                #52
                Originally posted by Conki
                That was the only time another man's erect penis was inches from mine.
                sig worthy

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                • Optimator
                  E30 Fanatic
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 1396

                  #53
                  Originally posted by myinfernalbmw
                  But does committing a gay act make you gay? I mean you change your own oil you're not considered a mechanic, but you suck one dick and you're a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. How's that work?
                  If you rob a bank, you're considered a bank robber. In this case, you're holding up a man's penis in order to empty his treasure chest of semen onto your face.

                  Sounds gay, don't it?
                  Last edited by Optimator; 09-01-2011, 09:09 AM. Reason: I noticed an error in diction.
                  -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                  Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                  Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                  • iidesu
                    Advanced Member
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 124

                    #54
                    Originally posted by Conki
                    Just checked his FB profile. Didn't mention what he was interested in, but...
                    He's Liberal.
                    One of his favorite series: Glee.
                    One of his favorite movies: The Twilight Saga.

                    I'm pretty convinced now.
                    liberals are prone to be homo?
                    gabriella psychic

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                    • Conki
                      E30 Fanatic
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 1254

                      #55
                      Originally posted by iidesu
                      liberals are prone to be homo?
                      Yes.

                      1992 BMW 525iT Calypso
                      2011 Jeep Wrangler

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                      • Conki
                        E30 Fanatic
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 1254

                        #56
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                        Last edited by Conki; 07-08-2022, 06:55 PM.

                        1992 BMW 525iT Calypso
                        2011 Jeep Wrangler

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                        • Eecen
                          E30 Fanatic
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1235

                          #57
                          Just don't let him buy you any drinks?

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                          • Conki
                            E30 Fanatic
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 1254

                            #58
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                            Last edited by Conki; 07-08-2022, 06:56 PM.

                            1992 BMW 525iT Calypso
                            2011 Jeep Wrangler

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                            • slammin.e28
                              שמע ישראל
                              • May 2010
                              • 12054

                              #59
                              This is funny. That's funny. I lol'd.

                              I do feel your pain....I was being "harassed" on FB by some gay guy. I told him straight up I don't roll that way and he backed off, but I still discover little messages in my inbox geared toward anal sexual relations with another man.

                              Consider him blocked....good thing he never nabbed my #....
                              1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                              • iamsam
                                Advanced Member
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 172

                                #60
                                Originally posted by scabzzzz
                                Any dude that is aggressively hetero is gay.

                                period.

                                F34R is definitely a little gay whether he admits it or not. OP is obviously not gay. But the subject matter in OP is gay. And so is that dude.
                                Anybody that insists that homophobes are gay, are gay.

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