I need to Vent

[4doorE30=D]

best bet,if you really like her DONT TALK TO HER.girls are dumb,if shes really diggin you than shell drop that other fag and come to you for good.

[Matt325es]

Fuck ya bro :]

[Evan12]

Typical teen bullshit. I hate bitches who thrive for attention and cause problems for themselves, then bitch about their problems, and keep doing it. I think your thinking with your dick and you wither need to get down, or get someone else. If she acts like this now, chances are she's not gunn a change.

[Massimo]

Bitches do not want to be chased. The more you chase them the less ass youll be getting. Treat them the same way youd treat a buddy helping you put a tranny in and she will be on your knob.

side note. If youre like fredk you would cornhole your buddy helping with the tranny so disregard this advice if this is the case

Steve has layed it out man. Seriously this shit works like no other if you can play the game. There is a catch though, you can't just ignore her that won't work eithor. You need to be around her but not with her for example.

If there is a party coming up and she will be there cool go to the party, talk to everyone. Now don't make an effort to talk to her let it happen so to speak. But don't hang around her all night go off and talk to others, you want to show that you think she is cool but you are not that interested.

After doing this for a while she will be all over your dick! they go crazy for this shit. Mind you I find this approch a bit slow as it can take some time but if you are willing to wait then go for it. Other wise give her the ultimatum and wip out the CnB.

[Iain]

Obviously the only sensible, mature course of action is to kill her family and have sex with their corpses.

[LBJefferies]

Der affe has great advice for young guys dealing with young women. But when you are older and in a long term relationship, you better drop the asshole bit real fast.

The asshole thing is kind of a paradox. It's really easy to pull of when you don't give a shit about the girl. She will be all over you. But that's just the thing, because you don't give a shit about her and don't necessarily want her all over you! Fuckin women. They don't make any goddamn sense.

[Massimo]

Der affe has great advice for young guys dealing with young women. But when you are older and in a long term relationship, you better drop the asshole bit real fast.

The asshole thing is kind of a paradox. It's really easy to pull of when you don't give a shit about the girl. She will be all over you. But that's just the thing, because you don't give a shit about her and don't necessarily want her all over you! Fuckin women. They don't make any goddamn sense.

Also very true if there is women that you want to make your wife you better become real good at accepting that everything is your fault.

[Pac1373]

Attention everyone, although it has been quoted more than once, it must be stated that Biz Markie is with no doubt, Da Shit.



OP, you get your shit figured out yet?, also Iain speaks the truth, there really are only a few right answers.

[ILoveMPower]

lucky for you my pain meds wore off early so i am stuck awake.

first off, how old are you?
makin' out and stuff without atleast stinky pinky and a handy j means that when you get the middle of the night phone call, hit the ignore button.

when a girl brings up EX's (yours or hers) either be on your A game and turn things around (this is a lot of work so the bitch better have a magic box between her legs) or B move on to another girl or just bail out of the situation all together. preferably with a statement like "fuck, i don't care about your ex, I AM here now so that shit does not matter". if that does not work to have her gobbling your cock, then get up an leave and say "i am here to have fun, not to listen to you whine about your ex" and walk away. 89% of the time she will chase you down and you can fill her dick holster.

what this does is establish you as an asshole, women love assholes, and kick you out of the "friend zone". IF you were to end up dating her, it is easy to lighten up on the uncaring asshole bit, but it is your weapon now.

unless you are getting a bodily fluid release from a girl, don't go driving all over creation for her when she fucked up and got herself stuck somewhere, that's not your fault or problem.
that is a good example of what i said, girls love assholes. the guy she was with told her to "get the fuck out of my car" and left her stranded somewhere (she was probably being a bitch), then goes off to party with his friends. you get the call because you are a "nice guy", make the drive to BFE and grab her (now there is where you should have made your move and at least gotten a blowie for it).
she got what she needed from you, then the next day, she is back riding his cock.....because he is an asshole.

you are now the "go to guy" in her book because you did all this shit for her and didn't ask for anything in return (i hope you at least got gas money for your troubles). she can call you to bitch about the guy she is boning, get rides from you, etc and what do you get in return????? the pleasure of her company??????? fuck that!
read these lyrics and don't be that guy
I'M THE ONE
i'm the one
i've been here for you all along
i'm the one
who's shoulder you've been cryin on
nice guys finish last
no one knows as good as me
we're just good friends
and you come to me for sympathy
you tell me that i'm not your type
still you call me late at night
everytime he picks a fight
after all he's said and all he's done
i'm the one
i've been here for you all along
i'm the one
who's shoulder you've been cryin on
he's a total dick
that's the truth and you know i'm right
from everything you say
theres no way he'll ever do you right
you love a man who treats you wrong
you think you'll change him
but you're wrong
he'll use you he'll say so long
after all he's said and all he's done
i'm the one
i've been here for you all along
i'm the one
who's shoulder you've been cryin on
i'm the one who wants you more than anything
you don't feel the same way you made it clear to me
but i'll stand my ground and maybe
you'll hear what i've been sayin
after all i've said and all i've done
i'm the one
i've been here for you all along
i'm the one
who's shoulder you've been cryin on
i'm the one
i've been here for you all along
i'm the one
who's shoulder you've been cryin on
i'm the one



most young women are like lamprey http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamprey, incase you don't know what they are. if you let them, they will latch on, take what they want and feed off of you, then leave you dead on the inside when you have nothing left they need.

it does get better though, the older they get the less lamprey there are and the bad ones are easy to spot, so you can stay away.

you are young, have fun, get laid, don't get wrapped up in a girl and her bullshit until you are older and better equiped to handle it on your own insted of going on a car forum to ask for advice.

Very strong.

[trackjunkie21]

Go find one that is not a shit head.

Does not exist

one question remains. did you pee in her butt?

I damn near choked reading that.

[iSOregon]

whatever happens just make sure you wrap your cap soz you dont get the clap

[der affe]

Der affe has great advice for young guys dealing with young women. But when you are older and in a long term relationship, you better drop the asshole bit real fast.

The asshole thing is kind of a paradox. It's really easy to pull of when you don't give a shit about the girl. She will be all over you. But that's just the thing, because you don't give a shit about her and don't necessarily want her all over you! Fuckin women. They don't make any goddamn sense.

read the whole post, it all still works on older females too.

the sad fact is that you can not act completely enthralled with a woman for long before she gets bored and moves on or cheats. the asshole balance is different with each girl and it is up to you to adjust the level between paying attention to her and doing your own shit (in a relationship). you pull that romance novel/Fabio crap when you want to steal someone else's girl from them when they have become bored with the guy they are with then.

be this guy and it will play out just like the movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5WUUZbT2Sk

[Raxe]

Sounds like a Seventeen magazine column up in here. Playing games and coming up with "plans of attack" is for girls, cut that shit out. Just be yourself and quit trying to fool women. If she's worth a damn she'll like you for that.

[Matt325es]

honestly, i thought this whole question died days ago ;) i just like seeing what people say about it hahahaha. So i looked at all the advice and took whatever i needed to take. no worries now :P relax everyone

[Evan12]

honestly, i thought this whole question died days ago ;) i just like seeing what people say about it hahahaha. So i looked at all the advice and took whatever i needed to take. no worries now :P relax everyone

So did you pee in her butt? Or did you tell her off?