I need to Vent

[evandael]

When in doubt, whip it out.

I'm serious go to the beach at night or something, sit down talk w.e.

after hanging out for a bit jusy whip it out.

It will go 1 of 2 ways. She will either be appalled, or she will start to give you a bj.

Good luck.

this takes serious balls.


so whip them out too. ain't nothing better than CnB ultimatum.

[Matt325es]

What happened to Miata girl? Found the 3.25 LSD by the way. It was in the corner.

miata girl turned out bad hehe. if i dont sell my e30 this weekend ill buy it!

[Ryann]

This is your problem. Wait 'till you turn 21, and she (whomever that may be at the time) turns 21. She will leave, and you will drink.

Then you will discover bars, and hooking up, etc.

Then you will hook up with someone more than once.

Then you will marry her.

Then kids.

Then she cheats on you and leaves.

Then you spend the rest of your life sending her 3/4 of your income in child support.

Then you die.

Pure fucking gold right there.

[Fusion]

The next time she texts you, reply:
Blablabla ...and I'm going on a date tonight, really syked.

She'll go batshit crazy and walk a hundred miles to prevent you from going on that "date".

Then just totally ignore all texts or calls till the next day.

[Holland]

Ignoring her is the best thing you could do, especially right meow. Women love the games, they like the rush and hate being bored.

[5Toes]

WHo posts this shit at 5 AM??

[Holland]

WHo posts this shit at?

[Cha Ching]

im 19 and i'm gonna fucking win this war

I knew your age when you started posting this pathetic story. You need to get, "in the know" about how to handle chicks these days. Take it from an old guy, Der Affe said it best. You owe him a beer...and pass it along to your little brother...

Sorry to say but this "battle" was over before it was fought....and you ain't the winner, son. But learn from it and move on.

[Raxe]

Or stop wasting your time on this crap and work on your E30 instead.

[Matt325es]

very true, personally your all crazy for not sleeping but yayaya stupid young kid whatever. im tired and need to clean my car out for sale

[Rsully70sev]

tell her one word...PEACE!

It's like shooting fish in a barrel at this age. And when I say shooting fish, I mean nailing freshmen.

[ohthejosh]

roofie her. you win.

[HarryPotter]

lucky for you my pain meds wore off early so i am stuck awake.

first off, how old are you?
makin' out and stuff without atleast stinky pinky and a handy j means that when you get the middle of the night phone call, hit the ignore button.

when a girl brings up EX's (yours or hers) either be on your A game and turn things around (this is a lot of work so the bitch better have a magic box between her legs) or B move on to another girl or just bail out of the situation all together. preferably with a statement like "fuck, i don't care about your ex, I AM here now so that shit does not matter". if that does not work to have her gobbling your cock, then get up an leave and say "i am here to have fun, not to listen to you whine about your ex" and walk away. 89% of the time she will chase you down and you can fill her dick holster.

what this does is establish you as an asshole, women love assholes, and kick you out of the "friend zone". IF you were to end up dating her, it is easy to lighten up on the uncaring asshole bit, but it is your weapon now.

unless you are getting a bodily fluid release from a girl, don't go driving all over creation for her when she fucked up and got herself stuck somewhere, that's not your fault or problem.
that is a good example of what i said, girls love assholes. the guy she was with told her to "get the fuck out of my car" and left her stranded somewhere (she was probably being a bitch), then goes off to party with his friends. you get the call because you are a "nice guy", make the drive to BFE and grab her (now there is where you should have made your move and at least gotten a blowie for it).
she got what she needed from you, then the next day, she is back riding his cock.....because he is an asshole.

you are now the "go to guy" in her book because you did all this shit for her and didn't ask for anything in return (i hope you at least got gas money for your troubles). she can call you to bitch about the guy she is boning, get rides from you, etc and what do you get in return????? the pleasure of her company??????? fuck that!
read these lyrics and don't be that guy
I'M THE ONE
i'm the one
i've been here for you all along
i'm the one
who's shoulder you've been cryin on
nice guys finish last
no one knows as good as me
we're just good friends
and you come to me for sympathy
you tell me that i'm not your type
still you call me late at night
everytime he picks a fight
after all he's said and all he's done
i'm the one
i've been here for you all along
i'm the one
who's shoulder you've been cryin on
he's a total dick
that's the truth and you know i'm right
from everything you say
theres no way he'll ever do you right
you love a man who treats you wrong
you think you'll change him
but you're wrong
he'll use you he'll say so long
after all he's said and all he's done
i'm the one
i've been here for you all along
i'm the one
who's shoulder you've been cryin on
i'm the one who wants you more than anything
you don't feel the same way you made it clear to me
but i'll stand my ground and maybe
you'll hear what i've been sayin
after all i've said and all i've done
i'm the one
i've been here for you all along
i'm the one
who's shoulder you've been cryin on
i'm the one
i've been here for you all along
i'm the one
who's shoulder you've been cryin on
i'm the one



most young women are like lamprey http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamprey, incase you don't know what they are. if you let them, they will latch on, take what they want and feed off of you, then leave you dead on the inside when you have nothing left they need.

it does get better though, the older they get the less lamprey there are and the bad ones are easy to spot, so you can stay away.

you are young, have fun, get laid, don't get wrapped up in a girl and her bullshit until you are older and better equiped to handle it on your own insted of going on a car forum to ask for advice.

quality.

[FredK]

side note. If youre like fredk you would cornhole your buddy helping with the tranny so disregard this advice if this is the case

Don't you have some Chinese parts to sling?

[Matt325es]

You guys are fucked hahaha im glad i posted this you guys make me laugh so hard :D