**Warning: This post contains cool story bro/nws material**
___Cliffs at the bottom___
Saturday night, head out to halloween party. Get to my friend's house, big effing mansion actually, mix myself a drink, start partying and life is good.
The scene is chill, even ratio of men to women, younger demographic, 18 to 29. About 2 hours into the party, the host(my friend) tells me that we have a "cougar" inbound. Apparently she is the mother of one of the girls at the party, the chick is 19, the mom is 48.
The cougar shows up, 5' 6" brunette, nice ass, nice face, milf status. Don't know what the story is but she came to party, not to take her daughter home. My friend tries to hit on that, so he gets her drink after drink, I lol. She starts getting drunkish, starts dancing in the middle of the room to sir-mix-a-lot's baby got back, pretty soon she has all the girls at the party dancing with her. Every guy is staring, cheering and recording the awesomeness.
It's around 2:30am, party is still going strong, I strike conversation with her just for shits and giggles, she tells me she is divorced blah blah blah. At this point she is drunk and friendly, so she has her daughters' best friend, who is at the party dressed as pocahontas, keeping her company.
By now I'm a bit tipsy myself, I've been drinking vodka, rum, tequila, you name it, I have tried to pull my phone out and post in the "drunk and stupid thread", and have failed numerous times, double-lulz. Meanwhile, some guys have been coming up to the milf and trying to score, she keeps rejecting them and also has pocahontas running strong interference for her, making sure nobody storms the beaches of Normandy successfully.
It's around 3am, my good friend has retired to his room with a sexy girl dressed in an office outfit. I bump into the milf again and strike conversation, this time I have a plan. I have another friend of mine keep pocahontas busy while I pull the milf over to a secluded area of the house. I start running game and she is digging it. I keep telling her she looks like she wants to kiss me, she keeps looking down and blushing while making some bullshit excuses that she can't, and saying that I'm trouble. I go for it, she is totally down, we make out for like a minute or so.
Like a ninja, pocahontas comes out of nowhere and pulls her away, I can hear a very concerned "what are you doing?!" from her, the milf says "I don't know" and laughs. I go up to my friend and ask what happened, I thought he had my back, he tells me he was talking to pocahontas and all of a sudden this bitch sensed my finger going into the milf or something and ran off saying she had to look for her friend. Damn that women ESP shit.
Me and bud repeat the same routing 3 times, every time I get sneakier, go into the pantry with her, try a fucking closet, while he distracts her, and every time pocahontas sniffs me out like a german sheperd looking for drugs.
Some time after that I chill out for a bit, buzz is going down, talking to some guys outside on the balcony, suddenly I feel someone grab me from behind and spin me around, it's the milf, without saying anything she starts making out with me, I look up for a bit, and pocahontas is just giving me a dirty look but no longer interferes. We talk/make out for what seems like forever. She gives me her number and then leaves with pocahontas. Funny thing is her daughter was passed out on the couch, and she just left her.
I know I would have totally fucked her in her asshole if that girl didn't cockblock me repeatedly. That milf was DTF for sure. So my question to all you noble gentlemen is, what would you have done differently or has this happened to you recently? I wanna hear your thoughts.
And just so I don't get the "this thread is worthless without Pics" or "pics or it didn't happen", I WILL SHARE TITS. Granted, I didn't take a picture of the hot-ass milf but this is a bitch that was there and on my nuts too, so I coaxed her into posing with me :D
Cliffs: Went to a halloween party, met a hot ass milf(NOT THE GIRL PICTURED ABOVE ^^) Tried to fukk her but kept getting cockblocked by her friend. What would r3v do?
___Cliffs at the bottom___
Saturday night, head out to halloween party. Get to my friend's house, big effing mansion actually, mix myself a drink, start partying and life is good.
The scene is chill, even ratio of men to women, younger demographic, 18 to 29. About 2 hours into the party, the host(my friend) tells me that we have a "cougar" inbound. Apparently she is the mother of one of the girls at the party, the chick is 19, the mom is 48.
The cougar shows up, 5' 6" brunette, nice ass, nice face, milf status. Don't know what the story is but she came to party, not to take her daughter home. My friend tries to hit on that, so he gets her drink after drink, I lol. She starts getting drunkish, starts dancing in the middle of the room to sir-mix-a-lot's baby got back, pretty soon she has all the girls at the party dancing with her. Every guy is staring, cheering and recording the awesomeness.
It's around 2:30am, party is still going strong, I strike conversation with her just for shits and giggles, she tells me she is divorced blah blah blah. At this point she is drunk and friendly, so she has her daughters' best friend, who is at the party dressed as pocahontas, keeping her company.
By now I'm a bit tipsy myself, I've been drinking vodka, rum, tequila, you name it, I have tried to pull my phone out and post in the "drunk and stupid thread", and have failed numerous times, double-lulz. Meanwhile, some guys have been coming up to the milf and trying to score, she keeps rejecting them and also has pocahontas running strong interference for her, making sure nobody storms the beaches of Normandy successfully.
It's around 3am, my good friend has retired to his room with a sexy girl dressed in an office outfit. I bump into the milf again and strike conversation, this time I have a plan. I have another friend of mine keep pocahontas busy while I pull the milf over to a secluded area of the house. I start running game and she is digging it. I keep telling her she looks like she wants to kiss me, she keeps looking down and blushing while making some bullshit excuses that she can't, and saying that I'm trouble. I go for it, she is totally down, we make out for like a minute or so.
Like a ninja, pocahontas comes out of nowhere and pulls her away, I can hear a very concerned "what are you doing?!" from her, the milf says "I don't know" and laughs. I go up to my friend and ask what happened, I thought he had my back, he tells me he was talking to pocahontas and all of a sudden this bitch sensed my finger going into the milf or something and ran off saying she had to look for her friend. Damn that women ESP shit.
Me and bud repeat the same routing 3 times, every time I get sneakier, go into the pantry with her, try a fucking closet, while he distracts her, and every time pocahontas sniffs me out like a german sheperd looking for drugs.
Some time after that I chill out for a bit, buzz is going down, talking to some guys outside on the balcony, suddenly I feel someone grab me from behind and spin me around, it's the milf, without saying anything she starts making out with me, I look up for a bit, and pocahontas is just giving me a dirty look but no longer interferes. We talk/make out for what seems like forever. She gives me her number and then leaves with pocahontas. Funny thing is her daughter was passed out on the couch, and she just left her.
I know I would have totally fucked her in her asshole if that girl didn't cockblock me repeatedly. That milf was DTF for sure. So my question to all you noble gentlemen is, what would you have done differently or has this happened to you recently? I wanna hear your thoughts.
And just so I don't get the "this thread is worthless without Pics" or "pics or it didn't happen", I WILL SHARE TITS. Granted, I didn't take a picture of the hot-ass milf but this is a bitch that was there and on my nuts too, so I coaxed her into posing with me :D
Cliffs: Went to a halloween party, met a hot ass milf(NOT THE GIRL PICTURED ABOVE ^^) Tried to fukk her but kept getting cockblocked by her friend. What would r3v do?
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