What's the fastest a hickey fades away.

[Optimator]

She was big and hungry like a female Bimmerista.

So I have a hickey and I would like to avoid having to explain on Thanksgiving that I have a penchant for the wildebeests. They usually fade in a week but this girl was like Farbin after ripping prime purpski from a dispensary.

Fuck. Optimator's. Life.

[Pantless Spency]

LOL! just give yourself a black eye and a busted lip say some guys jumped you and the hickey was from a baseball bat to the neck.

[Roysneon]

Yep, that'll keep the fam from asking questions.

[Optimator]

Also, turtlenecks are passé. That is why Mr. blunt still wears them.

[Joe G]

watch from 2:59

[Ryan Stewart]

People still do that?

Guess you could always put makeup on it, you sound like the type of guy to have that shit laying around.

[Pantless Spency]

[DrewSkii]

watch from 2:59

hahahaha

[dannyyisntt]

LOL! just give yourself a black eye and a busted lip say some guys jumped you and the hickey was from a baseball bat to the neck.

Most reasonable answer yet

[Hellabad]

So I have a hickey and I would like to avoid having to explain on Thanksgiving that I have a penchant for the wildebeests.

Make your Gramma proud.

[will61]

BJs

[Pantless Spency]

[Optimator]

Make your Gramma proud.

Thank you for the advice, but a neck tattoo seems a bit extreme, no?

[Jaxx_]

Thank you for the advice, but a neck tattoo seems a bit extreme, no?

easier to remove than a hickey

[Pantless Spency]

easier to remove than a hickey

kinda like your moms clothes? ;)