What's the fastest a hickey fades away.

[lambo]

knife

[Stephen]

tan gloss krylon from walmart- 3.50 a can but coverage is about 85 hickeys

[slammin.e28]

I generally wear that shit with pride. Erryone be like, shit! Lil Jewheim is all fucking grown up and nailin' him some prime Jewess ass.

SRSLY.....wear it with pride. You're probably the only person at the table gettin' laid anyways. They be all jelly.

[AndrewBird]

lawlz

Gave an ex a hickey on the inside of her thigh once because she didn't want anyone else to see it. But she didn't think about the fact that she was a swim instructor for small children at the time. Got some funny looks from some of the parents. lol

[Dave003]

What slammin said but i've heard rubbing it with ice helps it fade faster

[Fusion]

1] Make a Thanksgiving dinner announcement about your AIDS symptoms becoming visible.
2] Record on video
3] Report back to r3v

[Mercury[BKM]]

use a bottle cap, then never talk to that hickey giving girl again

[AndrewBird]

Just curl your hair and claim you burned yourself. Don't forget to dress in drag to make it more convincing.

[IminDiegoTriick]

Have an ice block or a frozen spoon and dissipate the clumped blood by freeing them

[Fusion]

Wear this to Thanksgiving dinner. Great conversation starter.

[BrownBeanE30]

just say you fell on a fence and hit ur neck :)

[dannyyisntt]

Go into your bosses office and beat the living shit out of yourself (re-enactment of fight club scene) screaming for them to stop hitting you. Then say screw thanksgiving and go find more bitches to give you hickeys while getting paid.

[BillBrasky]

What's the fastest a hickey fades away?

It will happen fairly quick if they go on TV and compare Obama to Hitler.

[Mercury[BKM]]

Your Mom: WHy do you have a hickey sweetheart??

You: because racecar mom...gosh!

[shiftbmw]

Scarf.