What's the fastest a hickey fades away.

[1fastETA]

One of my ex used to take em off by twisting a pencil eraser around it, but it worked better if u do it ASAP!

[Eta power]

Rainbow scarf.

Fixed.

[InuFaye]

Well besides them looking trashy as FUCK.

Use toothpaste.

[Mlarsen]

Turtle neck and holiday sweater /thread.

[N2MYE30]

Dont go!

[Bimmerista]

Turtle neck and holiday sweater /thread.

It'll give you a reason to wear the sweater I knitted for you.

[Dermeister3]

Since literally no one gave you a time frame.... usually 2-3 days. if in doubt, get the bitch who gave it to you to cover it up with make up.

[TurboJake]

Get her to make one on the other side. When people ask, say you had a foursome. Two latched onto your neck like a pair of leeches and you pleased them with your hands while the third left the hickey down below.

Problem solved.

[slammin.e28]

Get her to make one on the other side. When people ask, say you had a foursome. Two latched onto your neck like a pair of leeches and you pleased them with your hands while the third left the hickey down below.

Problem solved.

What if I really did have a foursome? Don't want anyone thinking I got my GF to suck on both sides to fake 'em out, now do I?

[TurboJake]

What if I really did have a foursome?

Then you really wouldn't give a fuck what ANYONE has to say, now would you?

[slammin.e28]

Then you really wouldn't give a fuck what ANYONE has to say, now would you?

My luck I'd be a father of 3 a few months later....

[TurboJake]

My luck I'd be a father of 3 a few months later....

No, knowing the luck of the Jewish, they'd all have triplets.

[slammin.e28]

No, knowing the luck of the Jewish, they'd all have triplets.

Why'd you have to say that! I'm gonna text them all and make them take tests .....now.

[Optimator]

Wear this to Thanksgiving dinner. Great conversation starter.

Optimator is no one's sub.

[Ayman]

Uhh rub it with the edge of a coin realllllly hard until your skin starts to break and then say a cat scratched you. No though.